Ægrus Somnium

“The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly colored and it’s very loud and it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: “Is this real, or is this just a ride?” And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, “Hey, don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” and we kill those people”
(I think this is one of his most powerful quotes/segments where he transcends “comedian” and becomes more prophetic)

here’s another version thats edited very well

“A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It’s like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.”

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you’re high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it’s not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

“Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.”

“If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.”

“We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.”

“I have never seen two people on pot get in a fight because it is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. “Hey, buddy!” “Hey, what?” “Ummmmmmm….” End of argument.”

“It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.”

“I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin’ mouth.”

“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.”

“”This is your brain.” I’ve seen a lot of weird shit on drugs. I have never ever ever ever EVER looked at a fucking egg and thought it was a brain.”

“The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That’s pretty fucking cruel isn’t it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?”

“I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That’s faith in action folks! You know he’s got God on his side.”

“God help me. I’m so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . . .”

“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”

“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks like He rushed it.”

“No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.”

“You believe the world’s 12 thousand years old? “That’s right.” Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? “Uh huh.” Dinosaurs. You know the world’s 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you’d think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. “And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus…with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin’: ‘What a big fucking lizard, Lord!’ But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus’s paw and the big lizard became his friend.”

“I’m tired of this back-slapping “Isn’t humanity neat?” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes, okay? That’s all we are.”

“Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don’t know one child with a full time job and children.”

“I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. ‘I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.’ ‘I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.’ ‘Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out both puppets!’”

“I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you’d be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.”

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

(quotes taken from the vast list that can be found here http://thinkexist.com/quotes/bill_hicks/)

ok, so my review section is finished, the dreams section is finished, and the graphics section is finished, everything has now been brought over from the other site, dream section just contains weird dreams that I write down when I have them, review section is reviews of games, movies, and sometimes music, and the graphics sections is pictures I do, mainly computer graphics, sometimes hand drawn pictures (2) and a few fliers I’ve done for local shows that I never finished getting *cough*paid for*cough*, those links are up in the top right hand corner, please feel free to check them out, on the graphics page you just click the image to see them larger, also the scottish games one I only go *cough*half my pay*cough*

this motorcycle is awesome, it’s hubless, no rim, well, no inner portion of the rim, we’ve been watching the vid and the nearest we can think is that it’s set up similiar to a ball bearing system, also wondering if it will make it to true production level or if it’s just a prototype bike, if it does make it to production it would suck to be one of the first owners na dhave the thing break down while out on a cruise

edit: and here is how the hubless bike works, a friend found the picture and sent it to me, mystery solved

this incredible duo will take you down so fast it’s not funny, you’ll never know what hit you, the one will soothe you with his siren like singing and while you’re distracted by his smooth, silk like vocals, the other guy comes spinning from the shadows and takes you down, with rapid spinning ninja kicks that would make Chun Li cower:

yes my friend, it is alright to fear, I myself am now afraid of all deformed midget middle easterns

this is a wicked funny video a friend just showed me, enjoy…