Ægrus Somnium

so it looks like quiznos is giving away 1 million subs, you just go to their site and fill out some crap and you get emailed a coupon for a free sub, guess they must not be doing to great, probably because they’re so damned overpriced, but they are damn good gotta give ‘em that, anyways, to anyone who wants a free quiznos sub, here’s the link http://millionsubs.com/, maybe they should bring back the creepy mascots, enjoy

I’m just going to present the evidence here and let you make up your own minds

ok, can’t even remember if i bitched about this yet but it’s been bugging me and even if i have bitched about it it still bugs me, there’s a marathon on of this show right now, thwe real name is paranormal state in case you didn’t catch the oh so clever pun above, and the obvious homosexual main character, anyways, here’s why i hate this show, and why it sucks, he always talks through the fucking tape recorder and it’s annoying, they all seem to be the most amazing fucking psychics and always bring with them this fucking psychic who looks like a fucking turtle with glases and believe every little word he says “you smell that, the spirit farted letting us know of his presence, he must be a strong spirit”, it’s ridiculous, but i’m going to list the three major reason’s why this show sucks and is a fucking joke:

1. there’s never any fucking proof, once in a while they may be lucking enough to have some weird ass obscure sound on evp or for some reason their motiong sensor may go off, but of course they’re not smart enough to ever have, oh, lets just say a $200 camcorder sitting in that room as well, no, they just all go running up there and scare the shit out of the cat that probably made it go off then obviously here noises in a closet in another room of the terrified cat trying to hide

2. they base almost every fucking thing off of feelings, no equimpment of any sorts, ooooi feel a cold spot near this drafting window, i feel a cold spot near this open refrigerator, i feel a cold draft near the bottom of this door, must be a fucking ghost, omg the floor creaked, it’s a fucking ghost, i must speak into the tape recorder to sound cool (his boyfriend probably told him it sounded sexy and mysterious)

3. he tries to do all these catholic rituals to expel ghosts, and al these prayers, here’s the problem with this, you need to be totaly devout in your faith, and a really strong dedicated believer for this kind of stuff to work , if indeed it works at all right, well, he allows a girl on his team to do pagan rituals as well, so if he believes pagan rituals will possibly work as well then his allowing the belief of other gods into his mind as well which in turn destroys his faithfulness in the catholic religion which again in turn negates all power his possibly prayers may have::insert an intense duh duh duuuuuuuuuuu noise here::

So we now find out splenda causes suicidal tendencies, hmmmm, i found this out myself a few months back myself when i crashed pretty bad when i chose to drink sugar free soda to try and lose a little weight, then my depression and anxiety sky rocketed and got me some new fancy meds, figured it out myself with a little knowledge of what had changed in my life to lead to the problem, now i could get the effects of this in a couple months and find ut the reasons why in a couple days, what the fuck kind of research are the fda doing before releasing this shit to the masses, seems like not enough huh, yet when the miracle pill the came out that shrank cancerous cells and destroyed them by turning themselves against each other came out they couldn’t release that to the public as fast because god forbid it might do some good and the pharmacuetical companies may lose a little money, no that needs to be tested for 15 to 20 years but splenda can be given to the masses with little to no testing, i think the cancer patient will take a pill that make give them a chance a not dying over dying any day of the week, wtf is wrong with the system, how bout this pigshit society stops careing only about the fucking money and starts caring about the fucking people, your all filth, save the few good ones out there (by the way asparatame does the same fucking thing, thats the one that fucked me up)

so over the past few days I’ve come across some really interesting signs or product labels, here’s the 2 that caught my attention the most, this first is at the viewpoint for a waterfall:

now you should be able to see my obvious confusion to this one, this is the first thing that popped to mind:

it’s kind of improper to be using the handicap for the amusement of others though, but the sign clearly states that that specific spot is for fishing for handicap, maybe I’m wrong here but it’s a bit odd of a sign, this next one is on a product we saw at the produce section of Hannaford:

Ava’s dried fruits and grapes, this one being dried grapes….. let that soak in for a moment, what is a dried grape…. yeah thats right stop fucking lying to me THEY’RE FUCKING RAISINS!!!, you lying fucking bastards I can’t believe the audacity you have to slap the consumers in the face so blatantly, and finaly this is a sign I saw nearly every day growing up and still think it’s funny:

obviously it means it’s a private pond and to stay out but what bad posititioning of the letters, and this pond is a bit on the unfriendly side since it has rather large snapping turtles so I would definatekly refraidn from sticking my privates in there as well