Ægrus Somnium

ok, so I guess this was cut out of the show here in america in one of the more recent episodes, from what I understand it’s why we got stuck watching conway twitty for like 5 minutes instead of the show, supposedly this was supposed to be in that portion of the show but they cut it out because we’re too sensitive over here:

ok, so my brother showed me this song, it was in the comments section of the worst songs/music videos ever made, but this is just plain messed up, I can’t even believe that this is a real song, what label would allow this where’s the moral line, and when does it get crossed, what happened to just looking for lipstick on the collar or smelling the shirt for perfume, no, she wants to smell his dick, lol, I just don’t know anymore, anyways, i couldn’t embed the actual video since the embedding of everything is banned on youtube making youtube useless now

Ok, so here’s the deal, this is going to be a serious post, which is very rare from me. Don’t be shocked I’m not changing format’s or anything, just helping people out. So here’s the deal people, my mother has one of these gel fireplaces, if you don’t know what they are you can just stop reading, if you do carry on this may be helpful for you. They run off of these expensive little cans of gel that burn behind fake logs and make crackling noises like real wood, I may be wrong here but I think some are even scented. Anyway the point of this post is that my mother was looking to order some to use it at least once this year before it gets too warm. The canisters are like $60 for a box which is like 4 or more fires I think depending on how many canisters you use. In her search she stumbled upon a recipe on eBay to make her own fuel and the recipe was only $3, what a deal! So in a few days the recipe shows up and I just kinda chuckled at how she got ripped off. A little digging and I found the recipe on the web for free, now it did take a little digging and the typical user may have a little trouble finding it so I’m going to list it here as well hoping it gets out there for everyone and is easier to find. The real gel is a gelatinized isopropyl alcohol that’s all… The cheap home made recipe is just that, a $2 or less bottle of 70% isopropyl alcohol from any drugstore, or if your lucky a gallon jug can possibly be found and can save you some more money. If you have some old empty gel cans you fill them about 70% to the top, carefully put them into the fireplace and with a long match or long lighter such as a gas grill lighter light the canister. Make sure none of the liquid spilled down the side of the canister before lighting, if so clean if up first. To get the crackling noise you can add some wax filings to the canister as well using a knife or a grater to shave off some wax filings and ad some to the mixture before lighting. You can experiment with how much wax makes the amount of “wood crackling” sounds that you prefer. I take no responsibility for the outcome of this substitute use, I’m just helping to spread the word and save you your hard earned money from people trying to make a quick buck selling a piece of paper or email on ebay.

Lord Vader himself has now joined the ranks of many on Twitter, just found out about it on a forum I belong to (www.lagxbl.com), some of the stuff thats “tweeted” is hilarious, i’ll quote a few before linking two the twitter page:

“Away for a few days & when return I have 50K+ followers. Pretty meh for a backwater world. On Coruscant I’ve got 1.2 trillion.”

“Was scheduled to destroy a small rebel enclave this morning but I overslept. Internal chronometer didn’t reset. R&D will pay dearly.”

“Ordered a trooper to ready my TIE for action & he said he couldn’t because we’re all out of those little umbrellas. Un. Be. Lievable.”

definitely go check it out and follow: http://twitter.com/darthvader

this is friggin hilarious, “stop pushing”

I completely lost it when he started whacking them back with the tray, not a big fan of his show but that was just great