Ægrus Somnium

"The 2009 Toys"R"Us Toy Guide for Differently-Abled Kids has arrived!", how many damn pc terms do we need, this one doesn’t even make sense to me, differently-abled? "I was born with no arms, but I’m not handicap, I’m differently-abled" Really? so what are you so able to do? you seem less-abled, "little jimmy was born severely retarded, he can’t even breathe on his own, but he’s not retarded, he’s differently-abled, ah, I see, he’s able to shit his pants and not know it, lucky little bastard, if I shit my pants I’d be ashamed. Wait, now I figured it out, this special ability is no shame, now it makes sense, , now I think I’m kinda jealous, I want to be Differently-Abled so I can do anything and get away with it. Either way what happened to terms like special needs and handicapped I thought they we’re perfectly PC, when did they become so insulting, hell, back when my mother worked with the little tards it was in the handbook that is was acceptable to call them idiots and such, but suddenly everyone has everyone has rights, even if they are mutants, remember people, some of them, the down syndrome kids have an extra chromosome and we covered this, more is better, they are superior, they just haven’t come to realize their powers and take over the world yet, and when they do you’ll regret all the waterhead comments.

so….yeah… i really don’t know what to think of this anymore, i’ve seen it several times and just caught this part a couple days ago and now it’s just really creepy and disturbing, what kind of antics go on in this factory. Now i would never buy one of their computers in the first place anyways, but from the looks of what’s going on her you may get a little special treat on your comp, maybe some mammal sauce, or some short and curly’s, who knows, now you watch it and if you don’t see it read on

ok, so if you didn’t catch it, the commercial starts with a black guy standing there in the dark and putting his helmet back on and starting to sing the lollipop song, the lights then come on and a white guy stands up right next to him and is finishing putting his pants/overalls back on, the look at each other, smile and the black guy gives a little nod, so what exactly were they doing, and the song just makes it that much worse

so i’m sitting here minding my own business and bam, like a horse biting your testes, two faces pop in my head and i’m just like holy fuck, thats uncanny, could it be they’re the same person, so i googled up some images and it’s still uncanny how much they look alike, so i’m trying to figure this out and then i realize whats going on, heath ledger is a fucking vampire, he acts for a bit, builds up some money, fakes his death and takes off living off the large some of money he made, then he resurfaces years later and does it all again, sneaky little bastard, ok, here’s the two images that popped in my head, first, from the movie the warriors (1979), great movie btw, if you haven’t seen it your gay, and if your a chic, you just dumb:

now look closely at the main characters face, look familiar, yeah, i thought so too, now for comparison:

you see that shit, he’s a fucking vampire, so you just wait 30 or so years and you’ll see another actor that looks like him appearing in movies again, you just wait and see