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Archive for February, 2010

$3,960 Cristal

by Pariah on Feb.16, 2010, under Humorous, Random

damn that shit is expensive and thats a 1999 vintage, now i’m not big on this shit and i know thats a champagne but in the wine industry isn’t a 1999 vintage kinda new and like crap/cheap, obviously not as cheap as a 2009 but thats not that old but i guess for the rappers who go nuts for this shit the price gets all jacked up because only a few of their careers last this long, you got like Dre and snoop and a few others, and can see it now Dre wakes up in the morning rolls over in bed to his beautiful wife Eminem, wakes him from his beauty sleep, there’s a little dried , well, to keep it pg i’ll say drool crust in the corner of his mouth and wakes him from his beauty sleep and asks him to go down to the wine celler and crack open a bottle of the finest vintage ‘99 bottle of cristal

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