Archive for February, 2012
New Hunting Seasons…
by Pariah on Feb.09, 2012, under Humorous
ya know, Duckface Hunting should be a holiday, when you get your license you get a picture and an ip address, this keeps the unintelligent from even being able to find their target but those smart enough to be able too, and we can weed out all those annoying girls on fb/myspace, actually, lets make this equal rights, it’ll be myspace angle hunting day so we can get the “jersey shore” guys too, so that takes care of the people who have no reason to be vain, now we need to cleanse some more people, so national wal-hunting day, we build a criteria for what can be hunting based on the people of wal-mart site, and one day a year it’s open season, no guns, melee weapons only
