A fag between your lips
by Pariah on Feb.24, 2009, under Serious
i quit smoking a while ago, probably like 6 months, went totaly cold turkey, actualy wasn’t too bad, now i understand that it takes a few days for the addiction to break and then a few weeks for the habit to break, yet i still think about cig’s quite often, just this morning as i woke up i though “wow, a cig would be nice right now”, made me wonder what the fuck is in them and what they do to you to make you want one even after the addiction and habit has been broken, don’t worry though, i’m not one of those assholes that quits and then insults smokers, i think this no smoking in bars and clubs law should be removed, same with resturants, seriously, we had smoking and non smoking sections, and smokers bitched because they couldn’t sit in smoking, you can, you’ll just get second hand smoke “blah blah blah what about our rights to sit where we please” fuck you, what about our rights to smoke where we please, when did a non smokers rights trump a smokers, thought we were all supposed to be equal, it’s not like we were breaking the law, then you have the nut case anti smokers, they were called Truth not sure what they’re called now, you know why these fucks are the worst of the lot, because they harras people about smoking, you know what you fuck wad, i know it’s harmful to me and i’m choosing to do it, i’m not sticking it in your mouth and making you smoke so fuck off, i could understand if they were fighting a battle against under age smokers, but now, they were fighting all smokers, seems they are too retarded to understand it’s our legal right and that YES we do know it is bad for our health and killing us and we made that choice, haven’t seen any of their comercials were they run around harassing people lately, think they may have gotten in trouble? there is a knew one on tv thats the same fucking thing just a different name, anyways while i was still smoking and during the bombardment of these truth assholes i developed the truth chamber, may have mentioned it before but i did up the blueprints today, again, may have done that before too but i can’t fucking remember, this is what i felt should have been done to each one of thos fuckers, and if they ever got in my face about me smoking i woulda knocked their teeth out, assholes
look at the pic before you read this, or have it open while you read this, the way the chamber works is we slap one of those truth assholes into it and lock it down, we then proceed to put cigs in the 4 cig holders, turn on the fan which blows gently upwards, the way it works is due to the control of air flow, air gets blewn out the small hole at the top and can only come into the chamber from the cig holders, which creates a flow sucking on the cigs and filling the chamber with smoke, it would probably have a few casualties til we got the hole at the top to the right size where it would allow smoke to sit in the chamber but empty out fast enough so they didn’t asphyxiate on all the smoke, maybe even only use 2 – 3 cig holders and leave the others open to allow air in, then we give them a carton a day until they get some nice tumors growing, the other benefit to this is that they would now have a real reason to fight and they’re fight would be directed at the chamber instead of innocent smokers

January 15th, 2010 on 4:49 pm
go for it