Ægrus Somnium

Anal Blast

by Pariah on Feb.24, 2009, under Disturbing, Humorous, Music, Random

it’s about 2:30am now, got back from the anal blast (another of my fliers, more self promotion) show about 30 mins ago, wasn’t a fan of them before the show and guess what, still not a fan, the singer does have a set of balls though, he was telling the promoter that we’re lucky we’re the 2nd show of their final tour because he’s not sure if he’s going to be alive by the end of the tour, guess he’s dying of something, heard it’s diabetes plus too much alcohol that killed the liver, pretty shitty, he came out of the show and went straight to the van while the rest of the band hung out, even more shitty, anyways, i’m writing not because of anal blast but because of the shit that happened tonight, first, a very funny incident, i went to the bathroom at the club, the mens bathroom had a stall and a urinal trough(sp?), if you haven’t seen these it’s like a giant metal sink that’s a good length and you piss in that, all the guys in a line pissing into a big long sink, sucks, this ones long enough for like 2 people, anyways, i’m pissing and this goofy kid comes in and goes into the stall to piss, nw when he comes out i’m just finishing zipping up and am looking at all the band names written on the wall and stickers and shit and putting up a sticker of my brothers band, this doofus, get ready for this, goes to the urinal trough and is all confused, pulls the flush nozzle and the water runs out along a pipe dripping into the pisser, and he runs his hands along the pipe to get water to wash his hands, he thought the pisser weas the sink, fucking hilarious, i informed him that the sing was over further but didn’t mention what urinal trough was, and the sink was broken and was just kinda dripping water, granted enough to wash your hands, but he couldn;t get the sink to work, felt the hot water and walked out, fucking amazing lol, next, we’re all outside, weathers is drizzly but not that cold, coat weather still, and we see tons of cop cars flying into this little place less then 100 feet away, like a little store or something, 3 people yelling to the cops saying the guys over there, pointing to the store, the cops all jump out of their cars with guns drawn and running towards the store, now me, my brother and some friends were like wtf watching all this happen standing in front of the club, club is called valentines btw, trying to figure out whats going on, now to understand the setting here’s a picture:

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