Ægrus Somnium

so i used the kindle hack on my kindle 2 to change the lame kindle screensaver pics to some sexy anime girls and decided to post them here, i didn’t make the pictures, i just sized them to the right size and put them to greyscale so they load faster, that last couple are a little too much and i removed them from my kindle so my daughter doesn’t see them and a few are two dark as well, but the ones at the top look great, i’ll post a link at the bottom to an archive for all of them if you want them, now remember you do need the screensaver hack in order to use these on the kindle 2:

Good Looking Ones

Either a Little to Much Exposure or Didn’t Look Good (too light/too dark/too stretched)

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damn that shit is expensive and thats a 1999 vintage, now i’m not big on this shit and i know thats a champagne but in the wine industry isn’t a 1999 vintage kinda new and like crap/cheap, obviously not as cheap as a 2009 but thats not that old but i guess for the rappers who go nuts for this shit the price gets all jacked up because only a few of their careers last this long, you got like Dre and snoop and a few others, and can see it now Dre wakes up in the morning rolls over in bed to his beautiful wife Eminem, wakes him from his beauty sleep, there’s a little dried , well, to keep it pg i’ll say drool crust in the corner of his mouth and wakes him from his beauty sleep and asks him to go down to the wine celler and crack open a bottle of the finest vintage ‘99 bottle of cristal

Yes, YEEEEEEES!!!!! a serious post, or no i guess depending on who’s reading, but if you don’t like my serious stuff i got a steamer brewing in my intestines you can eat in an hour or two, should be a nice moist tasty one since dinner was awesome last night. Anyways there was an incident today which got me thinking about humanity and are need to self destruct, from the smallest of things to the grand scale of scientist’s trying to destroy us all and war, its interesting that we’re like one of the only species that does this, now, i don’t fucking feel like doing research so we may be the only species and this is all based on what i have heard and seen. So on the grand scale for examples we have bullshit like these wars for fucking oil and shit like that and that seems to be a very touchy subject with people “no, we’re over there fighting because they attacked the world trade centers”, really? then why aren’t we hunting bin laden anymore and why was everyone satisfied when we got saddam who had nothing to do with it, fuck off. Then we get down to the plain bizarre and stupid.

“hey scientist 1 i’ve got this great idea, lets shoot a missile at the boon and see if it makes a giant hole and we can see if there’s traces of water”, “hey scientist 2, that’s a cool idea but what if we fuck up and split the moons into pieces and throw off the earths gravitational pole throwing us off into space or into another planet or into the sun and we all die”, “well scientist 1, then we’ll all die and no one will remember”, “very true scientist 2, i’m game.” Now along the line of scientist we have the people working on artificial intelligence who straight up say that if they make a machine that can think for itself it’s pretty likely it will be just like it happened in terminator, they’ll realize we’re a flaw and destroy us. Now here’s the kicker, they’re still working on it, hahahahahaha, isn’t that fucking funny they know they’re going to kill us and they’re still trying hahahaha, oh god it kills me, seriously, how fucking stupid is that.

Ok, to step back from the global level to the individual level, as a person we all do this as well and don’t really think about it, simple things. drinking, smoking, drugs all of this is self destructive behavior, there’s also my personal favorites, piercings and tattoos, nothing is as sexy as a girl with a lip ring *drool* seriously, just a little thing of mine. We also have a thing about destroying relationships, i’m guilty of this, when me and my now wife we’re together in the beginning it was great, then i was jealous all the time and never believed her about guys she talked too, yes i was an ass and it was stupid, in slight defense of myself she would always defend these guys she barely knew over me even if i was right which made things worse, and we fought and i beat the shit out of her, ok, i didn’t, or did i…. hmmmm, ponder that, obviously we got passed that but this just all goes to the point that we drive ourselves to self destruction for no reason, we destroy our earth, pollute our waters, chop down all the trees that we need for oxygen and overpopulate, just a very interesting thing to sit back and think about sometime, try it, maybe you’ll get some of my hatred for humanity

yeah it’s been a while since the last post, there is a new dream up, I got a few reviews to write and there will be a new post coming soon I assure you

i would like to wish everyone a happy thanksgiving but also remember to be careful, i lost a good friend a few years back on this day, due to his carelessness. there’s just simple steps you should take, a few simple things to remember, THE RULES ARE DIFFERENT FOR ZOMBIE TURKEYS!!!!! sadly my friend forgot this, he knew the basics, keep your eyes opened, never go into a building that doesn’t have at least 3 more exits, don’t just carry a gun bring a machete (i have a machete but tend to use a full tang sword most of the time, i like style points). now turkeys rising on thanksgiving happens quite often, would you like to be butchered en masse with friends and family, then suffer the shame of being stripped and paraded down conveyor belts naked, while your friends and family, and your friends friends and family are suffering the same fate all around you, just to be air tight packaged, unwrapped and tossed in an oven at some assholes house, fuck no. ok, back to the topic at hand, my friend left his machete out with his gear in the truck and only had his gun on him, in some cases this could be all right, plenty of exits out, but ONE FUCKING PROBLEM turkeys you buy HAVE NO FUCKING HEADS how you gonna aim for NO FUCKING HEAD. so this thanksgiving day please be sure to keep a blade handy, a machete, a meat cleaver, in my case my katana, well actually probably my machete, hard to swing the katana in the kitchen. now if that little bastard rises they are quick and they use their weight as a weapon, 20+ pounds flying at your head is no fun so ruin it’s day with a blade, you need to hack the shit out of it, get it’s wings off, get it’s legs off, stop it’s mobility as soon as possible. now some people still choose to eat them, i highly, HIGHLY, advise against this, it’s fucking infected meat, granted there’s no blood but still, anyway, i recommend taking it out back and burning it all or a garbage disposal, something to completely decimate the remains. so remember be careful and have a safe thanksgiving.