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Tarnished Crown [a poem]
by Pariah on Jul.06, 2010, under Uncategorized
i’ll bare my fangs, when fangs need to be bore,
they see my castle as weak, the walls as fragile,
they see it as a time to take my tarnished crown,
the crows always begin to circle at your weakest,
at your weakest you have the least to lose,
when you have the least to lose you lose the most,
and when you come to take what i don’t have you will see what i have,
one by one the cheshire grins will widen behind me,
for the nothing i have is nothing you can hold and nothing you can take,
yet everything i need to destroy you,
now as i struggle down this empty hall,
in the empty castle, with these soulless stones,
with my queen in her silks of shadow holding my weight and moving me onward,
and the innocence of a little one holding the torch to light my way,
you will learn how much nothing can be, and how much of nothing i have,
and how my nothing can hold you at bay
by yours truly

Deadly Premonition Review…
by Pariah on Jul.05, 2010, under Gaming, Serious
this game is absolutely amazing, I see here people are still giving it bad ratings and saying it’s meant to be bad and meant to look like old RE, wrong, yes, it’s got old ps2 style graphics, yes the controls are bad, the storyline is amazing though, and if you want to know why it’s so weird and off the wall watch the old tv show by David Lynch "Twin Peaks" THATS what this game is basically based on, NOT RE or Silent Hill, and here is my case and point pictures:
Twin Peaks hotel and Waterfall
Twin Peaks Police Station
The Town Hall/Bell Tower and the "Pot Lady"
odd isn’t it, have you realized it yet or should i show the final piece to this puzzle and prove to the non believers, ok i am here it is:
red drapes hanging at a crime scene
there ya go, others have said this game is "a love letter to David Lynch and Twin Peaks" even the main character acts just like the FBI agent in the show, and there’s all the proof you need, hell even the towns people are similar, now, if you haven’t played this game because it’s a “budget title” send me an e-mail and i’ll give you my address or you can give me mine, if your a gamer that is, because i’m going to come to your house or you to mine and punch you in the face
Sleeper Hit of 2010!!!
I love me some email scams…
by Pariah on Jul.04, 2010, under Humorous, Random
so i got a new one, i get lots because of this site and my e-mail address right on it so i may have to hide it somehow, although it’s supposed to be hidden by some plugin i have, guess it doesn’t work so well, i got the fbi wanting to give me money, and middle eastern men, and ryalty, i’m gonna be filthy stinken rich, but this one was a nice one, a religious one, here is the letter and my reply, enjoy:
“My Dearest in christ,
My name is Mrs. mariam touray a nationality of Kuwait. I am married to late Mr. Emma touray whom worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year Octorber 2003. We were married for twenty years with a child. He died after an illness that lasted for four weeks. Please I know this may come to you by suprise , because you did not know me, I needed your assistance that was why I write you through divine direction, it is my desire of going into relationship with you.
Before his death we were both born again Christians.When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of (Ten Million U.S.Dollars) with one of good banks here in Cote d’Ivoire Presently, this money is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problem,though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches,orphanages, research centres and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have a child that will inherit this money but my son can not carryout this work only because i and my late husband decide to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better live.our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in africa, he have low manterity and my husbands relatives are not Christians and I dont want my family hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers,I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner.Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I will like you to understand that my contact to you is a divine direction from God , I don’t want any of my husband family relatives to receive this money but I know that With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I live a life of a worthy Christian.Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth,Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated here and Please I will like you to contact me Immediately you receive this mail so that I will instruct the Bank to ! transfer this fund into your account.
Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Mrs. mariam touray and Son Johnson.
mariam.touray@mail.mn”
wasn’t that a nice letter. well, i reply now and then, sometimes i twist one of the other letters and send them back an offer, this time i just offered some helpful advice to the scammer
“My Dearest in christ,
I am very anti religion and would get the utmost pleasure out of not helping such an obvious scam especially one using religion as a ploy, may you be blessed in your many ridiculous attempts at scamming idiots out of there money, keep up the religious route, those people are usually the easiest to scam, hell, they freely hand over their money weekly.”
don’t hate the player, hate the game, peace nigga 
The marionette strings are beginning to tangle…
by Pariah on Jul.02, 2010, under Annoyances, Idiocy, Serious
romper, bomper, stomper, boo, tell me, tell me, tell me do, magic mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play? i see judas and linda and marcus and alexis and benedict and all you little liars and phonies out there….. yeah i see through the shit, i know and hear ALL, believe it, so whats with the world today people, have you noticed that not as many people can be befriended as when we were younger, nearly everyone has ulterior motives, some hope to gain from you, some want to use you or stab you in the back to advance themselves, some live in a little fantasy world and think your a little toy or something, is it something in the air, something in the water, radio waves, something the gov’t is doing, perhaps nature fighting back, damn it’s fucked up and annoying, but at times amusing, its amusing when they think you don’t know but you see it, and they are all like sneaking about, saying stuff here, then saying different stuff to another person, and different stuff to you, yet you hear all the pieces, i usually let them play the game just til the hole is deep enough, like 6 foot metaphorically speaking and then give them a big FUCK YOU, and move along, and if any of you read this, PLEASE keep doing it, because i know your saying, oh it’s not me, or oh, he doesn’t know, oh but i do, but i need the hole a bit deeper, so keep going, just an itty bitty bit more, i’m sure many of you out there have people like this in your life, in fact i know many of you do because i’ve seen/heard it second hand from some of you, and some of them were bs and part of your little schemes HA, but seriously why is this, why are us, who should be mature, acting like highschoolers is it because i’m 30 and some of my friends are younger, is that the same with others who are going through this? or are my dear readers who are going through this going through it with people the same age, and if your a reader in highschool, don’t say a word, anyone in their mid 20’s and up feel free to chime in 
True Blood sex scene too far?…
by Pariah on Jun.29, 2010, under Annoyances, Serious
dear lord, that sex scene in true blood was OMG…. shut the fuck up, it was LAME and 5 seconds, and FAR from going anywhere’s near too far, maybe too far for a 5pm non premium channel show, seriously, death becomes her was more graphic lol, maybe soccer moms should stop watching this, yes i understand twilight got your shriveled ovaries somewhat moist and to a now prune like consistency but THIS ISN’T TWILIGHT this is a big kid show and not for teeny boppers and soccer moms, next time some stupid bitch male OR female bitch that is says something like “like, O M G did you like see that scene in like true blood, it was like totally like nasty” you chloroform their bitch ass, so go get some chloroform right now, i’ll wait…
ok, good, now keep that hand AT ALL TIMES for the next few weeks everywhere you go, at work, school, soccer practices, your going to need it, and a hammer, thats important as well, well i guess you can put a rag in there mouth so they don’t clench their teeth to hard and break them but i prefer to just take them out with a hammer them they can just squish gums, now after they’re chloroformed and unconscious, actually, do me a big favor first, if you don’t know how to knock someone out with this stuff, go to the roof of at least a 12 story building, sit on the edge of the roof, poor the chloroform all down the front of your shirt and then pull it over your face please, ok, now for the rest of you bring the unconscious person home and tie them up in a chair and get their eyes pried open and rigged up kinda like this:
ignore the electrodes and shit (10 points for you if you know that movie, and another bonus 10 if you post on my facebook what big white object he smashes a ladies head in with or a comment here can work as well i guess), ok, now after you get them all rigged up you show them these movies to teach them what disturbing really is:

