Avian Menace, and not the bird fru
by Pariah on Feb.24, 2009, under Disturbing, Paranormal
awwwwwwww how cute….. don’t be fooled, it’s a fucking demon bastard bird, look at his fucking eyes, you can see the hatred burning within his little black soul, and his razor sharp beak and those razor sharp fucking claws, look at the size of those fuckers, his god damned toes are going blue from the force of his grasp, see he allowed me to take his picture to throw me off, then we stumbled on his brother thinking they were poor little baby birds that fell from the nest and couldn’t fly, but once together their powers began to show and the little fuckers blew my knee out and now it’s all nice and ace bandaged up and i need a cane to walk, little bastard, when my legs better you’ve had it

