Ægrus Somnium

last night i was bored and was just laying down watching tv and i had a revelation about zombies, now we all know what zombies are, the living dead who roam around very slowly looking to eat brains (traditional zombies anyways), and we all know how to kill a zombie, aim for the head, you kill the brain you kill the zombie, now first and foremost, i never really understood the scariness of zombies, they move at the speed of a skateboard deprived quadraplegic, you can get away from the fuckers at a brisk walk, hell, even a normal walk, anyways, on to the true subject at hand, a zombie staggers around looking to eat brains, to kill a zombie you destroy its brain, so in a sense a zombie is successfully killing off it’s own kind, the catch some slow dipshit, probably a blonde popular girl who tripped trying to get away from them, and eat the persons brain, there, done, the persons brain is destroyed so they can’t become another zombie, it’s kind of like anarchy or the whole punk movement, it’s there to wipe itself out, and now you to can see how zombies can’t work out for long, they effectively kill off future zombies before they ever have the chance to really be, its a cruel and heartless circle, please people, please help stop zombie abortion, if you see a zombie bite someone then stop them before they can kill the victims brain

btw, currently my burps are smelling like barbecue chicken, kinda gross