Ægrus Somnium

ok, so today i went to The Great Escape, for one, i wish six flags never bought this place, they snag it up and do NOTHING to it accept add the justice fags in costume walking around and a useless room called the justice hall, then jack the tickets to like $40 a person, which, if you have been here is way to much fucking money for a small park with like 1 good ride, but not today i would have paid like $100 to get in, although i only paid $7 so eat shit all you full pricers, they know who the fuck i am and let me in dirt cheap, on to the topic of this, a typical thing to see in parks, fairs, and on streets in busy cities, a caricature artist, for those that don’t know what a caricature is (btw i hate that word it sounds dumb):

Caricature: a picture, description, etc., ludicrously exaggerating the peculiarities or defects of persons or things: His caricature of the mayor in this morning’s paper is the best he’s ever drawn.

generaly they make a big forehead, small goofy eyes, and a big goofy mouth, so you may already see where this is going, we walked passed this caricature artist like 4 times, on the last time by there it was, i told everyone to keep fucking moving because i was about to lose it, now they had two artists and two easels and two chairs for people to sit in, and who is sitting there, fucking down syndrome people, seriously, i jest not, what the fuck is the artist going to draw, they already got the big forehead, beady awkward eyes, and a goofy fucking mouth, the guys job is fucking done for him, what the fuck is he going to exagerate, he going to draw them fucking normal looking?, thats all i have to say about they, seriously, give it some thought…

forgot to mention i also tried getting someone who went with us to go ask the fucking green lantern what his power is, i don’t know shit about him, can’t he like just fucking float and make a forcefield or something lame and useless like that, if anyone reads this and actualy knows e-mail me and let me know

again, something else i forgot, they now search bags as you enter, and the fuckers made me throw my fork out, like right in the garbage, no “you need to bring that back to your car” straight up “your going to have to throw that out” it’s a fucking fork and has been in my bag for a couple years now, so i’m pissed, i ended up stealing some bolt they use to lock a door to a building to replace the fork, but its not the same, so jake, i need a new fork, get me one