Ægrus Somnium » Annoyances http://www.aegrussomnium.com Sick//Dreams Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:20:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Alan Wake was there, where were you… http://www.aegrussomnium.com/alan-wake-was-there-where-were-you/ http://www.aegrussomnium.com/alan-wake-was-there-where-were-you/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:19:36 +0000 Pariah http://www.aegrussomnium.com/alan-wake-was-there-where-were-you/ so yesterday was our cities fireworks, we’re blessed i guess you could say to have one of the best firework families in the world from our city, they even did the olympics a couple times i think, anyways, so like usual family comes over to see the wifes family downstairs and there is tons of free food and we invites friends to come upstairs to our place to chill in the ac play vid game get free food and shit since we’re a block from the display so all is going to plan and yadda yadda yadda no one shows up but whatever fuck ‘em i’m bored of waiting on people, granted i don’t go out a lot but there’s a reason for mine, so i spent the day with my wife and daughter and then stayed up all night til 9am playing alan wake because in the end i’ll always have my wife, daughter, and my video games, the rest of the world can gorge itself on my festering colon, time to climb back over my wall and load the weapons, the world on one side, me on the other, with my games of course lol

]]> http://www.aegrussomnium.com/alan-wake-was-there-where-were-you/feed/ 0 The marionette strings are beginning to tangle… http://www.aegrussomnium.com/the-marionette-strings-are-beginning-to-tangle/ http://www.aegrussomnium.com/the-marionette-strings-are-beginning-to-tangle/#comments Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:43:01 +0000 Pariah http://www.aegrussomnium.com/the-marionette-strings-are-beginning-to-tangle/ romper, bomper, stomper, boo, tell me, tell me, tell me do, magic mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play? i see judas and linda and marcus and alexis and benedict and all you little liars and phonies out there…..  yeah i see through the shit, i know and hear ALL, believe it, so whats with the world today people, have you noticed that not as many people can be befriended as when we were younger, nearly everyone has ulterior motives, some hope to gain from you, some want to use you or stab you in the back to advance themselves, some live in a little fantasy world and think your a little toy or something, is it something in the air, something in the water, radio waves, something the gov’t is doing, perhaps nature fighting back, damn it’s fucked up and annoying, but at times amusing, its amusing when they think you don’t know but you see it, and they are all like sneaking about, saying stuff here, then saying different stuff to another person, and different stuff to you, yet you hear all the pieces, i usually let them play the game just til the hole is deep enough, like 6 foot metaphorically speaking and then give them a big FUCK YOU, and move along, and if any of you read this, PLEASE keep doing it, because i know your saying, oh it’s not me, or oh, he doesn’t know, oh but i do, but i need the hole a bit deeper, so keep going, just an itty bitty bit more, i’m sure many of you out there have people like this in your life, in fact i know many of you do because i’ve seen/heard it second hand from some of you, and some of them were bs and part of your little schemes HA, but seriously why is this, why are us, who should be mature, acting like highschoolers is it because i’m 30 and some of my friends are younger, is that the same with others who are going through this? or are my dear readers who are going through this going through it with people the same age, and if your a reader in highschool, don’t say a word, anyone in their mid 20’s and up feel free to chime in

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ok, good, now keep that hand AT ALL TIMES for the next few weeks everywhere you go, at work, school, soccer practices, your going to need it, and a hammer, thats important as well, well i guess you can put a rag in there mouth so they don’t clench their teeth to hard and break them but i prefer to just take them out with a hammer them they can just squish gums, now after they’re chloroformed and unconscious, actually, do me a big favor first, if you don’t know how to knock someone out with this stuff, go to the roof of at least a 12 story building, sit on the edge of the roof, poor the chloroform all down the front of your shirt and then pull it over your face please, ok, now for the rest of you bring the unconscious person home and tie them up  in a chair and get their eyes pried open and rigged up kinda like this:

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ignore the electrodes and shit (10 points for you if you know that movie, and another bonus 10 if you post on my facebook what big white object he smashes a ladies head in with or a comment here can work as well i guess), ok, now after you get them all rigged up you show them these movies to teach them what disturbing really is:

]]> http://www.aegrussomnium.com/true-blood-sex-scene-too-far/feed/ 0 oh boo hoo Katy… http://www.aegrussomnium.com/oh-boo-hoo-katy/ http://www.aegrussomnium.com/oh-boo-hoo-katy/#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 04:19:01 +0000 Pariah http://www.aegrussomnium.com/oh-boo-hoo-katy/ so Lady Gaga’s video for Alejandro came out today, now all my friends know i have a very weird eccentric taste in music ranging from folk to hardcore so yes i like gaga and Katy Perry, so anyway, i’m not a fan of this song, and not too big a fan of artist really “exposing” themselves to bolster their career’s but in Gaga’s case she is basically always barely clothed even when she was playing coffee houses there was a case of it, so after the video was put online today Katy Perry tweets this comment “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”, for one if i remember Katy was always making dumb fart/poop jokes on her twitter account, and if you look at her twitter account right now the dipshit russel brand she’s seeing makes a fart joke about how she has to sleep on the couch because she farts so bad in bed, oh the irony is just beginning, next, katy was born in a strict catholic household and when her career started she was cool, had a really cool kawaii cutesy kinda style to fit with her good looks, but now she just hangs her boobs out over he skimpy ass costumes, doesn’t seem very catholic to me to show as much skin as legally possible to push your career forward, next, this idiot russel brand, before they started seeing each other he came up to her at a show and said something like “let’s make out” or “i want to make out with you” and she just started making out with him, very very catholic way to go about things, typical religious person, pulls a religion card to use against someone else yet goes against it all herself just because she’s not the top girl on the block anymore, and alejandro is slated to be the summer song, personally i think california gurls should be but snoop shouldn’t be in it, kinda ruins the feel of it, even though snoops the shit, speaking of snoop, when they show snoop and katy at the studio she has a giant cock statue or dildo and a hookah in the studio and then she walks out of camera view while they’re filming snoop and you can hear the hookah bubbling, what could katy be doing, good catholic girl, and whats with this fuck tard russel brand she’s seeing “the comedian who looks like a rockstar” for one he’s not funny SO HE’S NOT A FUCKING COMEDIAN!!!!!! and he doesn’t look like a rockstar he’s way to feminine he looks more like he should be in the circus as a bearded woman, he’s way to feminine…. wow, i can’t believe i got that much bitching because of katy perry, i just hate people pulling religious cards when they are a walking blasphemer themselves, ok, let’s not lie, i just hate

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