Ægrus Somnium

I just came across this slide on youtube while looking at the typical unusual stuff that mainly fuels my site. Now this isn’t your usual slide, well, it is your usual slide in the fact that you climb up in and slide down it, it slightly varies in design from the wood or plastic varieties in that it’s inflatable but that’s were the normality ends. This slide looks like a giant penis spitting out children. I just can’t figure it out, I can’t see anything else while looking at it. I can’t seem to figure out what the designer may have been thinking. I swear, a saint could look at this slide on only see a phallus spitting forth kids. If the video were a little clearer it might be easier to see what it’s supposed to be but this end still looks like a penis no matter how you look at it. While looking for clearer videos I noticed the slide was mentioned on a few other sites such as failblog and another I forget right now because when the marked it their site label was too large and went off the screen, anyways, without further ado, the penis slide.

Lord Vader himself has now joined the ranks of many on Twitter, just found out about it on a forum I belong to (www.lagxbl.com), some of the stuff thats “tweeted” is hilarious, i’ll quote a few before linking two the twitter page:

“Away for a few days & when return I have 50K+ followers. Pretty meh for a backwater world. On Coruscant I’ve got 1.2 trillion.”

“Was scheduled to destroy a small rebel enclave this morning but I overslept. Internal chronometer didn’t reset. R&D will pay dearly.”

“Ordered a trooper to ready my TIE for action & he said he couldn’t because we’re all out of those little umbrellas. Un. Be. Lievable.”

definitely go check it out and follow: http://twitter.com/darthvader

this is a bit old but it came up in my fiancée’s forensics class and it really ticked me off, the problem here is that a man on deviant art, a photographer to be exact turned out to be a pedophile murderer, the police from the 17 year old girls body behind the barn that was the subject of one of his pictures now the part where it becomes sleazy is that they banned the user and removed all his work yet left the “banned” page up for comments and left it there for people to find which gives them more page hits increasing there rank, so they’re increasing their web rating on the death of a poor 17 year old, this is my opinion anyways, the last comment is from 2005 and the page is still up, if your banned the page should be GONE but here it stands http://skulz.deviantart.com/, a monument to the dregs of humanity, way to go dev art, if you want to learn more about the case it can be found here, http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/criminal_mind/forensics/taylor_behl/8.html

this incredible duo will take you down so fast it’s not funny, you’ll never know what hit you, the one will soothe you with his siren like singing and while you’re distracted by his smooth, silk like vocals, the other guy comes spinning from the shadows and takes you down, with rapid spinning ninja kicks that would make Chun Li cower:

yes my friend, it is alright to fear, I myself am now afraid of all deformed midget middle easterns

this is a wicked funny video a friend just showed me, enjoy…