Ægrus Somnium

Parents need not worry unless their kids are tech savvy, the Kama Sutra for the DS known as the SutraDS is a homebrew application that can be brought to a DS Flash cart and played, so no buying in stores and no Nintendo seal of approval on this product. From what I’ve read this was written as an entry for an annual homebrew coding contest. This versiom has a total of 37 sexual positions.  The translations in the game are also supposed to be rather amusing since the coders native language isn’t english. The following is content is straight from the contest entry upload:

“Nickname: Cid2Mizard
Project name : SutraDS
From : France
Division : APP GAMES
Original entry : YES
Support Motion : NO
In last NEO Compo this project have won in the top 10 : NO
Project description: SutraDS is an adaptation of KamaSutra of Vatsyayana (India) representing sexual positions. There is a multitude of sexual positions but this version include 37. You will find explanation, advantages and disadvantages, as well as of statistics.
Sorry for the bad english translate of this app, my native language is the french.
FEATURES :
- English and french automatic detection.
- 37 positions.
- 25 positions of 37 are animated.
CONTROLS :
- Complete navigation with the stylus.
- R : next position.
- L : previous position.
- A : pause/unpause an animation.
- Start : return to the menu.
INSTALLATION :
-Just copy the .nds, sc.nds or ds.gba on your Flashcard

Not recommended for less than 18 years.

Screenshots:

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link: http://www.neoflash.com/forum/index.php/topic,5532.0.html

I was at best buy the other night picking up a laptop and while I was telling my fiancee about how the ps3 had the greatest controller charger since it plugged into the wall instead of a usb port (long story short 2 days before it was announced I was complaining to a friend how one was needed hence the greatness) and in the ps3 section I stumbled upon the greatest charging mechanism for any gamer, this fancy contraption:

it’s called the psyclone touchcharge, it retails for about $50 to $60 depending on where you go to purchase it, different stores and online stores and what not, anyways, the thing that makes this so amazing is you plug it in and place it somewhere, then when you controller need’s to be charged you set the controller on it and it charges (with the attachment attached to the controller of course, the pins make contact with the surface) but what makes this even better is you can get the adapter piece for the Wii, 360, and PS3 and charge all the controllers on the one charging station, on the package they show that you can fit if placed right 1 of each systems controllers at the same time, here’s some more images:

it looks really cool and I’m planning on snagging one at some point

I’m just going to present the evidence here and let you make up your own minds

today i sat down to finally play this game, i’ve had it for quite some time, now i have played it a bit before and really enjoyed the game but at that time i was oblivious to the deviancy hidden within, so last night while playing Soul Calibur IV with a friend he mentioned how Uncharted had a patch for trophy support and i fgured hell, what better time to play it again and beat it this time, so i erased all the previous game info, put it in, update and started playing, all the while not understanding why i never played it more before because its a great game, turns out it was probably some kind of sixth sense making me avoid the game, but alas it’s too late now, i’ve discovered the unfortunate homo-eroticism hidden within the game, first of all you have two guys gallavanting through the jungle together, lukcily though when i noticed this part it was a guy and a girl, thank the gods, or else my ps3 may have exploded due to the gayness of it all, anyways, here is what i noticed:

not the greatest quality since i took the picture with my digital, but it’s clearly visible, the door is covered in penis’s, seriously disturbing, and here’s the full color image

ok, i’m going to take a step in a different direction to and go against my norm, instead of the usual bullshit today i’m going to just bitch about some things that have pissed me off

first, this whole, “go green” bullshit has been pissing me off, we’ve got low emission cars, hybrid cars, bio diesel cars, and now they’re working on hydrogen cars that emit only water, sweet, nothing beats driving around on a hydrogen bomb, that sounds fun, well you know what you green fuckers, fuck all that bullshit, your hybrid still uses fossil fuels, fuck your low emission, low emission only means it is less then it was before, who knows how much less, sure it’s pretty fucking miniscule with the ratio of people driving these days anyways, you want to fucking go green get a fucking bike, you know those fucking pedal things that OMG have NO emession, unless your fucking farting with each pedal so try to refrain from farting as well, and guess what, riding that bike can also help you to live a bit longer by getting your fat ass into shape, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I CAN STOP POLLUTING AND GET INTO SHAPE AT THE SAME TIME, SURELY YOU JEST!!!!!!!

next, not sure if i ever bitched about the movie cloverfield before or not, can’t remember, ok, it was a pretty good movie and i really enjoyed it, but i do have a major complaint, the fucking monster design was fucking horrendous, lets see, a giant fucking monster that looks half like the Sin monster from FFX and half like a fucking ape, in the movie that make it a point to have one of the characters state how it must have come from the ocean, fuck that, the thing’s front arms are like a gorillas and it’s back limbs are like that of a crippled underdeveloped midget, there’s no fucking way that top heavy beast could swim, and on top of that they mention him eating people, well, if he’s here to eat people or eat anything living for food for that matter why do the parasites covering it’s body blow things up when biting them, thats very fucking productive, go forth my little weapons and succesfully destroy all of my possible nourishment, how perfect of a weapon is that, lame

next, i saw that move “the forbidden kingdom”, it was pretty cool, not the greatest but it was pretty good, after the movie and actualy throughout most of it i began to realize that the damn movie is basically an oriental themed remake of the neverending story, instead of an old bookshop owner who sends the kids mind into the fantasy world it’s an antique dealer, jackie chan leading him through the movie is very much like the luck dragon, there’s more that match up pretty damn good i just can’t think of anymore right now, but the whole movie made me think of neverending story

lastly, and again, don’t remember if i got to this before but it was intended, the fucking game condemned 2, condemned 1 was fucking awesome and one of my favorite games, condemned 2 on the other hand i actualy stopped playing for a bit out of annoyance, not that its a bad game but they took the cheese route in trying to make it a scary game and it pisses me off, by turning the games brightness all the way off and giving me a flashlight doesn;t make the game scary it makes it shitty, and on top of that because that obviously wasn’t enough they also had to cover all the walls with black shit so now it’s even harder to see EVEN IF YOU USE THE FLASHLIGHT, great, fucking thanks, assholes, can you get any more lazy, i mean fucking seriously, it’s bad, and if you haven’t played it yet here’s some pics i took from my tv, don’t worry it’s HD so you don’t have the funny scan lines and shit