Ægrus Somnium

damn that shit is expensive and thats a 1999 vintage, now i’m not big on this shit and i know thats a champagne but in the wine industry isn’t a 1999 vintage kinda new and like crap/cheap, obviously not as cheap as a 2009 but thats not that old but i guess for the rappers who go nuts for this shit the price gets all jacked up because only a few of their careers last this long, you got like Dre and snoop and a few others, and can see it now Dre wakes up in the morning rolls over in bed to his beautiful wife Eminem, wakes him from his beauty sleep, there’s a little dried , well, to keep it pg i’ll say drool crust in the corner of his mouth and wakes him from his beauty sleep and asks him to go down to the wine celler and crack open a bottle of the finest vintage ‘99 bottle of cristal

"The 2009 Toys"R"Us Toy Guide for Differently-Abled Kids has arrived!", how many damn pc terms do we need, this one doesn’t even make sense to me, differently-abled? "I was born with no arms, but I’m not handicap, I’m differently-abled" Really? so what are you so able to do? you seem less-abled, "little jimmy was born severely retarded, he can’t even breathe on his own, but he’s not retarded, he’s differently-abled, ah, I see, he’s able to shit his pants and not know it, lucky little bastard, if I shit my pants I’d be ashamed. Wait, now I figured it out, this special ability is no shame, now it makes sense, , now I think I’m kinda jealous, I want to be Differently-Abled so I can do anything and get away with it. Either way what happened to terms like special needs and handicapped I thought they we’re perfectly PC, when did they become so insulting, hell, back when my mother worked with the little tards it was in the handbook that is was acceptable to call them idiots and such, but suddenly everyone has everyone has rights, even if they are mutants, remember people, some of them, the down syndrome kids have an extra chromosome and we covered this, more is better, they are superior, they just haven’t come to realize their powers and take over the world yet, and when they do you’ll regret all the waterhead comments.

after a night of pure passion, she lay beside me, the moon casting a soft dead glow upon her body, my eyes lazily follow her silhouette as the passionate almost intoxicating night replays in my head, the hastened rise and fall of her chest as she fights to catch her breath, the way the moon glistens in the beads of sweat that remained on her supple breasts, the way her adams apple moved………..*gulp,click….boom*

I’m sure everyone has seen this by now, but in case your living some sheltered life and use my site as your sole link to the real world, which I wouldn’t blame you for doing btw, here’s a video that has been shown everywhere. This little frumpy lady went onto Britain’s got talent and everyone was rolling their eyes at her and what not then she released this amazing voice that just destroyed everyone, she’s pretty damn amazing, made the hairs stand up on the back of my neck, without further ado, here’s the video:

Over the years of browsing the web I have come across several unique sites, some very odd, some very disturbing, some funny, some plain sad, or unnavigable, even some selling very unique products. I’ve put together a collection of a some good ones below for you to check out, you may have seen some of them before, or maybe not. There’s also a little description of each one so you know what your getting yourself into.

this first page sells very unique products, like anti theft lunch bags that come with printed mold stains:
http://www.thinkofthe.com/

ever wanted to make your own drum loop, well here ya go:
http://www.themaninblue.com/experiment/JS-909/

this site will flip the text you type upside down and allow you to copy and paste it elsewhere:
http://fliptitle.com/

this page is kind of funny, it analyzes the gender of a websites creator by how it’s written, I did my site and it was accurate, give it a try:
http://genderanalyzer.com/

the end of the internet, enough said:
http://www.shibumi.org/eoti/index.htm

every time you refresh this page it gives you unnecessary and generally useless knowledge:
http://www.unkno.com/

for all the jokers out there, an instant rimshot to end your jokes at the push of a button:
http://www.instantrimshot.com/

this is a cool gallery of manhole covers in france I’m assuming, lots of cool pictures:
http://www.manhole-covers.net/galerie/slide.php3?f=0

instances of exploding animals, such as bats used as incendiary devices:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Exploding_animals

Eschers “Ascending and Descending” made with Legos:
http://www.andrewlipson.com/escher/ascending.html

the most useless site in the world, it just tracks how many seconds you’ve been looking at the page, you can register and log in to keep total track I think:
http://themostseconds.com/

this guy will do many things for your money, his services are listed, from making phones calls to coming to hang out with you anywhere in the world:
http://www.ijustwantyourmoney.com/

design your own tartan:
http://www.tartanmaker.com/?page=index

and my all time favorite website ever made, I’ve sent so many of my friends and sometimes random people to this site, it’s the best site in the world IMO, this site has been up for a long time, you can doing anything your heart desires here:
http://www.zombo.com/