Ægrus Somnium » Serious

Alan Wake was there, where were you…

Pariah — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:19:36 +0000

so yesterday was our cities fireworks, we’re blessed i guess you could say to have one of the best firework families in the world from our city, they even did the olympics a couple times i think, anyways, so like usual family comes over to see the wifes family downstairs and there is tons of free food and we invites friends to come upstairs to our place to chill in the ac play vid game get free food and shit since we’re a block from the display so all is going to plan and yadda yadda yadda no one shows up but whatever fuck ‘em i’m bored of waiting on people, granted i don’t go out a lot but there’s a reason for mine, so i spent the day with my wife and daughter and then stayed up all night til 9am playing alan wake because in the end i’ll always have my wife, daughter, and my video games, the rest of the world can gorge itself on my festering colon, time to climb back over my wall and load the weapons, the world on one side, me on the other, with my games of course lol

Deadly Premonition Review…

Pariah — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 03:13:16 +0000

this game is absolutely amazing, I see here people are still giving it bad ratings and saying it’s meant to be bad and meant to look like old RE, wrong, yes, it’s got old ps2 style graphics, yes the controls are bad, the storyline is amazing though, and if you want to know why it’s so weird and off the wall watch the old tv show by David Lynch "Twin Peaks" THATS what this game is basically based on, NOT RE or Silent Hill, and here is my case and point pictures:

Twin Peaks hotel and Waterfall

Twin Peaks Police Station

The Town Hall/Bell Tower and the "Pot Lady"

odd isn’t it, have you realized it yet or should i show the final piece to this puzzle and prove to the non believers, ok i am here it is:

red drapes hanging at a crime scene

there ya go, others have said this game is "a love letter to David Lynch and Twin Peaks" even the main character acts just like the FBI agent in the show, and there’s all the proof you need, hell even the towns people are similar, now, if you haven’t played this game because it’s a “budget title” send me an e-mail and i’ll give you my address or you can give me mine, if your a gamer that is, because i’m going to come to your house or you to mine and punch you in the face

Sleeper Hit of 2010!!!

The marionette strings are beginning to tangle…

Pariah — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 06:43:01 +0000

romper, bomper, stomper, boo, tell me, tell me, tell me do, magic mirror, tell me today, did all my friends have fun at play? i see judas and linda and marcus and alexis and benedict and all you little liars and phonies out there….. yeah i see through the shit, i know and hear ALL, believe it, so whats with the world today people, have you noticed that not as many people can be befriended as when we were younger, nearly everyone has ulterior motives, some hope to gain from you, some want to use you or stab you in the back to advance themselves, some live in a little fantasy world and think your a little toy or something, is it something in the air, something in the water, radio waves, something the gov’t is doing, perhaps nature fighting back, damn it’s fucked up and annoying, but at times amusing, its amusing when they think you don’t know but you see it, and they are all like sneaking about, saying stuff here, then saying different stuff to another person, and different stuff to you, yet you hear all the pieces, i usually let them play the game just til the hole is deep enough, like 6 foot metaphorically speaking and then give them a big FUCK YOU, and move along, and if any of you read this, PLEASE keep doing it, because i know your saying, oh it’s not me, or oh, he doesn’t know, oh but i do, but i need the hole a bit deeper, so keep going, just an itty bitty bit more, i’m sure many of you out there have people like this in your life, in fact i know many of you do because i’ve seen/heard it second hand from some of you, and some of them were bs and part of your little schemes HA, but seriously why is this, why are us, who should be mature, acting like highschoolers is it because i’m 30 and some of my friends are younger, is that the same with others who are going through this? or are my dear readers who are going through this going through it with people the same age, and if your a reader in highschool, don’t say a word, anyone in their mid 20’s and up feel free to chime in

True Blood sex scene too far?…

Pariah — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 08:05:21 +0000

dear lord, that sex scene in true blood was OMG…. shut the fuck up, it was LAME and 5 seconds, and FAR from going anywhere’s near too far, maybe too far for a 5pm non premium channel show, seriously, death becomes her was more graphic lol, maybe soccer moms should stop watching this, yes i understand twilight got your shriveled ovaries somewhat moist and to a now prune like consistency but THIS ISN’T TWILIGHT this is a big kid show and not for teeny boppers and soccer moms, next time some stupid bitch male OR female bitch that is says something like “like, O M G did you like see that scene in like true blood, it was like totally like nasty” you chloroform their bitch ass, so go get some chloroform right now, i’ll wait…

ok, good, now keep that hand AT ALL TIMES for the next few weeks everywhere you go, at work, school, soccer practices, your going to need it, and a hammer, thats important as well, well i guess you can put a rag in there mouth so they don’t clench their teeth to hard and break them but i prefer to just take them out with a hammer them they can just squish gums, now after they’re chloroformed and unconscious, actually, do me a big favor first, if you don’t know how to knock someone out with this stuff, go to the roof of at least a 12 story building, sit on the edge of the roof, poor the chloroform all down the front of your shirt and then pull it over your face please, ok, now for the rest of you bring the unconscious person home and tie them up in a chair and get their eyes pried open and rigged up kinda like this:

ignore the electrodes and shit (10 points for you if you know that movie, and another bonus 10 if you post on my facebook what big white object he smashes a ladies head in with or a comment here can work as well i guess), ok, now after you get them all rigged up you show them these movies to teach them what disturbing really is:

Red Dead Redemption

Pariah — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 07:42:00 +0000

ok, going to do my reviews here then move them to the review section after, when i do do reviews that is since i’m slacking

ok, so Red Dead Redemption (PS3)

honestly i am speechless about this game, it was FUCKING AMAZING!!!, this is what a game should be, all around PERFECTION!!!, NO this isn’t just a GTA western, and if you are not a true gamer DON’T FUCKING TOUCH THIS GAME, YOU’LL TAINT IT!!!, by true gamer i mean a person who get’s into game’s, like REALLY get’s into there games and has empathy for the characters, like when the character is wronged you want to get that revenge, if the character is emotionally hurt you know what he’s feeling, games like that are like good books that just draw you in, yeah you can just go around and be the asshole and kill everyone and yes sometimes i did to get a couple trophies that were either humorous ones or challenging ones but i also put my bandana on so as not to damage my characters reputation as the good guy which i mad so stayed maxed, we all do have to have a little fun sometimes, it is a sandbox game after all, but this isn’t like your typical Rockstar game where your playing a badguy mobster drugdealer where the goal is to do bad stuff, your playing a guy who had a bad life, did very bad things, tried to make a better life for himself and is now in a really shitty situation and who can’t relate to being in a shitty situation and wanting out or to just make it better, anyways this game is just mindblowingly good in my own opinion and a big thank you to rockstar and all those involved in making this masterpiece

One of the Best Games EVER!