Ægrus Somnium

for the hell of it i typed a band name into youtube seeing if any of the local live shows would show up, and to my surprise i find some of their songs with the most retarded fucking comments on them, ok i liead, it really wasnt a surprise having read some of these comments before, people jump in and say shit when they have no idea what the fuck they talking about, and then argue it at times, its sad, myspace is full of faggy emo kids and faggy young people and of course that makes them stupid but at least they keep it generaly to their pages, youtube on the other hand the retardedness spreads to every fucking video like the bubonic plague, it’s disturbing, here is a list of some of my the most memorable comments i saw:

on a GWAR video – “this guys fucking ripped off slipknot” lets see, GWAR’s first cd 1988, slipknots first cd 1999, damn, thats 11 years later

this ones more of a whole video, video trying to claim Slayer stole parts of their song from Avril Lavigne, and the song they claim they stole from her was from like ’83, thats a year before she was born

a shitty video someone made of the local band Clay People and the song Car Bomb, the video has the disturbed logo face in it and thats all, then there’s claims that it’s slipknot, korn, disturbed, and static x combined, as well as some complete fucking tool saying “Awesome track, despite Wayne not being at the vocals.” very good chump, yeah i fucking hate when singers don’t sing on other bands tracks, guess he thinks its like static x or something, even though again, clay people came first from my memory anyways

here are the results of my extensive and exhaustive study

it is hard to put into words how much i fucking hate sarah silverman, she is the least funny thing on tv, or anywheres for that matter, every single joke she does seems to be more for “shock” value then anything and it all seems totaly fucking forced, she’s goofy looking as well, and extremely fucking annoying, even her voice annoys me, and the dumb ass faces she does annoys me, as you can tell, i hate her, i actualy on most occasions avoid comedy central all together now because of her, the channel sucks because of these lame comedians, we get it comedy central, you have south park, your “edgey” and “risky” but lets not beat the horse any longer alright? how bout some quality instead of just trying to be all brazen all the time, aside from sarah silverman they have that fucking mind of mencia show, which is just as fucking bad, i’m gonna give you a run down of every fucking mind of mencia show right now, are you ready, here we go:

“you stupid

!!!”

there ya go, thats what him and his writers use, well, when he’s not stealing material anyways, if you don’t know what i speak of here ya go:

i can’t even express how much i truly hate both of them and wish them to die painfully, and here’s a picture for everyone, not sure who made it but got it from the gametz random image thread, enjoy:

sites getting lots of updates lately huh, anyway, i needed to write this since i popped in my head a few mins ago, the womans brother comes and stays here some weekends, and on some occasions he has friends over, well the last time he had a friend over it was fucking ridiculous, first, his friends always seem to be trying to impress me and of course they’re fucking tards, but this kid was abiove and beyond, i was informed by her brother that up until like a week or two ago he kept going on and on about beating me at some magical ICP game he was playing, yeah you see where this is going now don’t you, damaged and i have bitched about this before, anyways, seeing as how he kept saying this up until recently means he’s been lingering on this for a month or more, and by constantley bringing it up it seems to me he was digging for verification that he did indeed win, now i’m not really sure what this game was, he was being the typical douche and bragging about how he listens to ICP and when i said i used to he quickly jumped to “i listen to twiztid”, this is the general method, they start cycling all the psychopathic label bands to show their superior knowledge i guess, actualy, i’m not sure if this one did it but another kid once braged that he was “down” since basement cuts, well, seeing as how your like 15, and dog beats came out in 91 and basement cuts was sometime prior to that that would mean you’ve been listening to ICP since you were -1 years old, yup, count it kiddo, you we’re seemingly listening to ICP before daddy let a little squirt loose in mommy, now thats fucking amazing, anyway, this kid was competing with me and shit and i pulled out a tape i have of terror wheel (1994) which is about 13 years old, and i started listening to ICP with riddlebox (1995) yeah about 12 years ago, and seeing as how your probably like 16 that means since you were 4, so unless your parents were total fuck ups and played this shit to you the shut the fuck up, secondly, stop fucking competing over this shit, istening to a now shitty band is not some fucking status symbol, they suck, they have sucked for years now, and if you do indeed listen to them and brag about it this much then you need to take a fucking closer listen there buddy, they call people like that “hound dogs” and hate them, oh no, can it be, that means your fucking idols hate you, and just to push the point as to how much of a tool this kid was he saw my gauged ear and said his was gauged as well before like twice the size of mine, well, mines pushing the edge of the point in which it can close on it’s own withut slicing it, so i asked him where he had it and he shows me his ear that had no scar, hole, any kind of remnants of anything, hmmmmm guess that was more bullshit huh buddy, and from what i could see he had only his left ear pierced with a 24 guage, a 24 guage is a normal earing, so aside from being a complete idiot he was also a fag i guess, no one does the 1 pierced ear thing these days, then of course the typical bragging for this city, blah blah blah i skate blah blah blah, yeah, and watching this little dicks in this town who all began skating when averil lavigne released that shitty skater boy song i wouldn’t be bragging about it too much, plus half the fucking kids in this city walk around carrying the skateboard under their arms, yeah, thats total skater, fucking losers, i hate kids, we should have a law that lets us shoot anyone who is lying to themselves, blah blah blah we’re skaters, no dipshits, your trend following cattle, learn the difference

so i just kinda finished watching this movie, it’s near the end and i can’t finish it, it’s just so fucking disgusting it’s ridiculous, people this crazy should all just be locked up, and the damn hypocrisy in this film is pathetic as well, examples being, at one point they show the big fat dumpy lady (which the religious nuts tend to be) complaining about getting tired getting her make up and hair and shit all done, then she’s making sure it’s all perfect, hmmmm, vanity is a sin if i recall, oh yeah we should just forget that in her case, how about the massive obesity, sloth right, or yeah, we’ll look the other way there as well, then she talks about how harry potter is evil and he’s a warlock and in the days of the bible he would have been killed for such things, yet prior to that portion of the movie you see these nut case people talkign in their house about this and sending their kids to that camp and lo and behold whats sitting on the kitchen table, a copy of lord of the rings book, if i recall correctly there’s a “warlock” in that, a few to be exact, why is that ok? probably because it’s not as big with the kids that she’s trying to brain wash, and then at one point she points out that other religions, mainly islam and shit over in the middle east, you know, the crazy nutcase ones, are starting their kids into their religions at early ages and giving them guns and grenades and telling them to kill for their god, do we know why? i do, because it’s easy to influence children, get them while they’re young and you can shape them, and then she says she wants to do that to the kids here, get them out there fighting for their beliefs, hmmm…. isn’t that what the “terrorists” are doing to us and we hate them for it, but it’s ok if it’s in the name of god and not allah, crazy crazy people, in my book people that blindly follow the bible need help, it’s always “it’s true, its in the bible” yeah a book made by man, and the bible isn’t even supposed to be taken literaly, it’s stories teaching life lessons and how to be a good person, but there are those out there that think every word of the bible is factual, that we have sin today because they ate an apple, not because they had sex, which is a sin, hell, if your that religious, stop making babies, indulging in the flesh is a major no no, which of course you won’t see the so called highly religious people stopping that, nooooooo, it feels good and they’re hypocrites, and there’s no way to weasel out of it, sex for strict procreational purposes is supposed to be ok right? i may be wrong there, but any other kind is a no no, ok, back to the movie, another scene shows all the little brainwashed kiddies praying to a cardboard cut out of george bush, ok, wtf, something’s wrong there, doesn’t the bible say to worship no one other then god, wasn’t there a story in the bible about that, something about a golden lamb or goat or something, oh yeah, but we’ll push that aside, it’s alright to ignore the rules if your this fucking crazy, then after they make the kids cry and feel like shit for being a kid they start pushing the “if you sin you die” deal and terrify these kids, and after pushing that they then basicaly give them an assignment, to go out there and fight abortion with everything they have, scary, now here’s my take on that portion, ok, according to the all knowing all powerful book, whichwas written by faulty men, killing is a no no, granted god kills thousands but still, ok, so murder is a no no and they say abortion is murder making it a no no, so they’re going to go out there and force this on others even if it involves violence, now here’s where my thoughts clash with theirs, if i were to believe the book then the war in heaven which set angel against angel, god against lucifer which ended with lucifer being cast down was all fought over something like god loving man more then the angels by granting us free will, well, if god fought that hard for us to have free will shouldn’t they accept that people have the right to decide for themselves even if they think it’s wrong? makes sense does it not, but noooooo, they’ll forget about that portion as well, hell they turn a blind eye to everything that sheds a little light on the situation, like the fact that before the bible and their one god there were multiple gods, oh noooo, there couldn’t be, total blasphemy, there’s no such thing they couldn’t possibly be wrong, do a little research chumps, hell, some of those gods are common knowledge, zues, ares, hymen, poseidon, hades, odd isn’t it, wait, that points out a major flaw in christianity, if these gods were around before god, then god couldn’t have created man since he didn’t exist back that, blasphemy, it must all be fake and made up, then you got some words that prove it’s false like following the origins of the word satan you find it only means adversary, follow the word hell back through it’s origins and find out it only means to be buried, hence, dying, and before any religious nuts come to attack me about what i write here know this, the moment you come to debate with me is the moment you lost the debate, see my beliefs allow me to believe what i want and allow all others to believe what they want as well, you beliefes go against your own beliefs by telling you to preach and convert when the bible states to love all gods creatures as equals no matter what they believe, so by coming to preach your going against that and hereby losing any footing you have for being truly religious, and on top of that it means my beliefs are better because they’re open minded and accepting, neener neener my god can beat up yours (btw i don’t have a god so)

oops, forgot something, found this link and it’s the funniest shit, this makes the whole thing 100% better, Jesus Camp Shut Down, the loons closed the camp do to outrage after the documentary, which was non biased btw, why is this so funny you may ask, well, the big fat lady preaches to these kids telling them to get out there and fight for the lord, that they need to be willing to lay their lives down for jesus, it’s a war, blah blah blah, then people fight back and she runs into hiding and closes the camp, way to stick to your guns lady, fucking hypocrite, there is another thing i did forget in the rant, she also bitched about people not fasting for the lord, why hasn’t she? she could live off her own fat til the end of times, and lastly, what the hell is this praying in tongues shit where they just make noises, i thought that used to be a sign of satanic possession, oh well, whatever

should have also added that i do have friends that are religious to different degrees, think we all kind of understand that we each have different beliefs and we deal with it, no arguements, sometimes light hearted debates but thats about it, see that militant evangelicals, it is possible to co-exist with different beliefs

not really sure why but all this morning i’ve been looking into this dipshit timothy treadwell, or as they like to call him, and his documentary is named “The Grizzly Man”, anyways, if you don’t know anything about this guy he started an organization for bear lovers and spent 10+ years of his life living with grizzlies in a wildlife park in alaska.

in the beginning i guess he did carry a form of pepper spray for defense but soon after refused to carry any form of defense because “he knew the bears”, the moron would then pitch his damn tent right where bears would be so there would be kinda a forced interaction, and with his vid cam he has 100+ hours of footage of him getting really close to bears, sometimes playing with bear cubs and what not, also it was stated somewhere he’d like chant “i love you” to the bears or some shit, sadly when the documentary did air i fucking missed it.

now understand this, i’m not against the protection of animals, they are living things and without them the balance would be thrown off and the planet would die basically, but this is not how you go about protecting animals. if you know of this story or are at least reasonably intelligent then you already know or can see where this is going, but before the funny ending we should point out that he supposedly got several sitations from park rangers about how he was acting, storing food improperly (which leads to bad things with bears), basicaly endangering the animals by getting to close, ignoring the rule of moving your camp site weekly, so basically he wasn’t smart, and the rangers who are there to actualy protect the animals and lands warned him yet he wouldn’t listen, obviously he knew more about bears then the rangers, hell, just look at his past, drug addict and alcoholic who went through rehab, theres proof that he knows what he’s doing.

so what happens to this fool in the end? well, he takes his woman out camping with the bears, putting his tent right near a river that the bears use to catch salmon to store up fat for the winter, you might be thinking, “wow, bad time to put yourself in a bears path” but not for this genius, so in the ned what happened? yup, you guessed it, they were eaten, well, he was eaten and she was kinda stored away for later eating, here’s a quote from wikipedia on it (and yes i know wiki isn’t reliable but i read a bunch of articles from papers and news reports and this just sums it up best without pasting them all here:

“On October 6, 2003, Treadwell and Huguenard’s bodies were discovered by Willy Fulton, the Kodiak air taxi pilot who had arrived at their campsite to pick them up. Treadwell’s head, partial backbone, and left forearm/hand still wearing his wrist watch were recovered at the scene. Huguenard’s partial remains were found near the encampment, somewhat buried in a mound of twigs and dirt.”

now, sadly, there’s no video footage of this, but his vid cam was running with a lens cap on, i’ve been trying to find the audio and haven’t had much luck, i found one mp3 thats 2 mins and 3 secs, the full audio is supposed to be 6 mins roughly, this fits by accounts of what is said in the audio but chances are its fake anyways, but fuck it, i’m still posting it, and also an edited version. the story behind the edited version is this, i was listening to the “bear attack audio” and went t put on a song to listen to and opened a second player so the song was playing with the attack and it just seemed to fit so well that i need to post that.

what was said about the real clip:
“The bear attacks (Treadwell), and he calls for help. Ms. Huguenard opens the tent fly and is very upset. At her urging, he ‘plays dead.’ It sounds like the bear then retreated for a couple minutes but returned. It again went after him, and he begged her to hit it with something. She in turn screamed for him to fight. The audio ends with his sounds no longer evident and her screams continuing.”

need to appreciate the irony as well, loves bears, won’t carry anything for defense, said if he’s eaten then he’s eaten and hoped his favorite bear were the one to do it if it happened, then he screams for her to hit and hurt the bear, also in several articles they did mention a storm going on at the time.

first is the supposed real file (still in doubt about it’s authenticity since i found it on emule)

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and this is the mix i mentioned

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now, after they found the bodies, well, remains of timothy which was like his head, arm and spine, again not entierely sure on that, read it somewheres and can’t find that damn article again, and his woman was found nearby slightly buried for perhaps later eating, here’s the image drawn of the areas they were found

and for the final irony, what happened when the ranger and investigators showed up, they shot the bears, way to go on protecting them dipshit

for more info here’s some of the things i went through:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Treadwell
http://www.yellowstone-bearman.com/Tim_Treadwell.html
http://www.adn.com/front/story/4110831p-4127072c.html