Ægrus Somnium

"The 2009 Toys"R"Us Toy Guide for Differently-Abled Kids has arrived!", how many damn pc terms do we need, this one doesn’t even make sense to me, differently-abled? "I was born with no arms, but I’m not handicap, I’m differently-abled" Really? so what are you so able to do? you seem less-abled, "little jimmy was born severely retarded, he can’t even breathe on his own, but he’s not retarded, he’s differently-abled, ah, I see, he’s able to shit his pants and not know it, lucky little bastard, if I shit my pants I’d be ashamed. Wait, now I figured it out, this special ability is no shame, now it makes sense, , now I think I’m kinda jealous, I want to be Differently-Abled so I can do anything and get away with it. Either way what happened to terms like special needs and handicapped I thought they we’re perfectly PC, when did they become so insulting, hell, back when my mother worked with the little tards it was in the handbook that is was acceptable to call them idiots and such, but suddenly everyone has everyone has rights, even if they are mutants, remember people, some of them, the down syndrome kids have an extra chromosome and we covered this, more is better, they are superior, they just haven’t come to realize their powers and take over the world yet, and when they do you’ll regret all the waterhead comments.