Ægrus Somnium

Night of 07/17/10 – 07/18/10

Nick @ Nite

We had an apartment over a nickelodeon themed beach resort and one of the pools was a big Venus de Milo like clam shell and we had to walk by it every day and see people in their fucking bathing suits all the time. One day I had entered a competition to win some nickelodeon gift pack that I thought would be fun with water guns and stuff (Lycia wasn’t around in this dream i wanted it for me). The object of the contest was that I had to swim around the clam shell without coming up for air. I won and got the gift but had to go somewhere quick so I left it at the clam shell thing (I remember it was actually called the Triton for some reason). I went back after hours where someone who looked suspiciously like the stalker in the movie The Bodyguard was cleaning up and I asked if I could go in to get my prize. He let me in and when I took a good look at the prize it was a gift set of a bunch of different colored and sized vibrators and lubrication. I heard some noise and peeked behind a black curtain and found out that behind the top of the clam shell was a studio where Nickelodeon made porn at night. I went up the stairs to my apartment to tell Chris what I saw and my friend Josh was coming down the stairs. He said he was getting ready for work and that he would show his art to the world. There was something weird about him though, he had a tattoo of what looked like Gaelic script and symbols. I had never seen it before and it ran from his neck down to the waist of his pants. I asked him what it was and he said that it was part of his secret and that he would talk to me later and then he started to grow hair all over his body and then turned into a panther and ran down the stairs on all fours.  I woke up perplexed and wondering if I should start watching Nickelodeon more often.

 

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this is a dream from my captor

night of 1/14/10 – 1/15/10

It started at my grandmother’s, she was throwing a dinner party and all of my most annoying relatives were there and some people that are friends of hers that I despise. I did not want to be there but I was forced to help her so I got trays of food and people kept trying to make me try what they brought.  It was all disgusting and each one tasted worse than the first.  There were more people coming that I hated so I just wanted to sleep until it was over.  I went into my bedroom and this woman that we call Christian Bitch in real life was taking my bed apart to make room for hors d’orurves.  I was like “are you fucking kidding me?  Get the fuck out of my bedroom.” She left in a huff and I fell asleep.  When I woke up I was in a different bed and different house altogether.  The bed was soaked in blood, some of it was very old and it was coagulated and crusted onto the mattress.  I knew it wasn’t mine because I wasn’t in any pain and had no wounds that I could see or feel.  I got up and picked some gore out of my hair and walked out of the room. I was in a very large, multi-floor house, white with wooden staircases and long hallways with doors on each side.  Every door was opened a crack and inside those I peeked into there were blood splattered walls, thick with gore and the smell was unbearable.  The same two men were torturing a different person I knew in a different way in each room.  I didn’t try to understand how they were in each room killing a different person with different instruments at the same time.  I just wanted to go back to sleep and assume it would be my turn since I knew everyone they were maiming and torturing, many of them friends and family, people at the dinner party that I slept through.  I wasn’t scared, I didn’t run, I just wanted to sleep and the beds were all covered in gore, skin, hair, and soaked in blood.  I walked the halls of the house dragging my feet through the rivers of blood that escaped underneath the doors and seeped into the cracks of the floorboards.  I was amazed at how much I didn’t care that I was there and that I didn’t try to stop these men and more so that they had seen me watching on several occasions but continued their work and did not try to come after me.   The halls were filled with a thick heat, the smell of death and screams of the people I knew getting murdered in very explicit and terrible fates that movies would not dare depict in real life.  There were no cut scenes, nothing was fake.  I got confused several times trying to find my way around the house to get out and get to a bed so I started marking the halls with letters on the walls that I marked in pieces of gore and blood that I had picked up.  I would walk down a staircase to go to another level of the house and there were small rivers of blood that would run down the stairs after me carrying fragments of bone, teeth, hair, jewelry, whatever was small enough to flow with it.  There was so much blood on the floors above me that the ceilings were starting to show dark brown stains through and droplets were forming through the drywall.  I finally found a door that did not have a twisted mangled corpse behind it and went outside.  I stepped through and found myself back in the house.  This time the house had changed, the corridors were different, the markings I had made on the walls with gore had gone away and I was at the back of a room that looked a lot like either a funeral parlor or an oratory room in a Vegas 24-hour wedding chapel.  There were at least 3 dozen people in white chairs wearing suits and dresses in attendance for a wedding of an elderly couple.  None of the attendants had heads, all headless stumps sitting attentively as if they were whole, hands folded in their laps.  None were slumped over or bleeding too heavily from their wounds.  I walked through the chairs and watched the procession.  The elderly man professed his love to the woman and they were married.  her dress was very modest, vintage with lace and had little droplets of blood on it from walking through the crowd and collecting the occasional token from her guests.  The newlyweds sat on one of the staircases and the preacher led the elderly man up the stairs.  No sooner had he gone up than were the sounds of an ax repeatedly chopping, his screams, and the river of blood flowed down the staircase and pooled onto the dress of the elderly bride.  I looked at her and she took my hands in hers and said “I will join him, I am closer to him with every drop of blood and every blow of the ax, I am there with him and he is waiting for me.  Thank you for coming to our wedding.”  She was so happy and didn’t have any fear on her face.  I felt kind of happy for her even though I knew she was about to die in just as terrible a way or worse knowing what the two men of the house were capable of.  This continued.  Every time I would find a way out of the house, I was back in it again, the house would change, there were more bodies, the stench of death was more powerful and would hit me like a brick wall with every flight of stairs I would take.  The people became more familiar and their screams louder and even more desperately begging me to help them.  But I just wanted to sleep and the beds were soaked through so badly that they had begun to sink into the floors with the weight of the death matter.  Again I would mark the walls with gore and again the house would change when I found an exit.  In the last tour of the house before I woke up, I actually did make it outside.  It was warm and sunny, my fingers were not caked with blood and gore anymore and my shoes were finally clean.  The two men that were hacking up my loved ones were outside trying to figure out how to fit a rolled up rug into a Volkswagen Beetle and waved emphatically at me as if we were close friends.  One of them actually dropped the rug which severely annoyed his partner.  A blonde haired police officer in a suit approached me and asked if I knew them.  I told him that I did not know them but asked if he realized what went on in the house behind me.  He nodded and said for me to come with him.  We were in his truck and followed the two men who did not drive the Beetle after all the trouble they went through to stuff the rug inside.  They drove a truck with an open cab and stadium seating like in the Beverly Hillbillies so one man had his legs over the one driving.  The cop I was with laughed at them and called them “faggots”.  He was eating a snack that was unrecognizable but looked and smelled like what I saw in that house.  he offered me some and said that he found it there.  I declined and he looked insulted but ate more, his face getting covered in the gore that covered those little round snacks like when a little kid gets really excited and eats a chocolate bar.  I couldn’t help but think that I was in safer company with the murderers than with this cop.  He chased the two men, threw things at them, shot at their tires, just played with them.  he had no regard for the law he just wanted to catch the “faggots.”  I got out of his truck when he went to a gas station to pee and walked toward a house.  When I clicked the doorknob I woke up.

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night of 10/18/09 – 10/19/09

this one just doesn’t make sense because it normally wouldn’t be something i’d have a nightmare about. the dream was about the whole day previous, every exact detail so i’m not going to bother explaining all that, the only difference is we stopped at a stewarts (convenience store gas station up here) on the way home and had to wait in line for 40 minutes and i got massive cotton mouth and was extremely thirsty, so opened my drink while waiting and it wouldn’t quench it, and i was pissed because they had 6 clerks behind the counter bullshitting and one on register, then we got home and it picked back up to what really happened in real life, me and my now wife we’re going to bed, just like what happened while awake, she said she had something to do on the comp and i went to bed, in about 10 mins she came in and we went to bed, now that happened in the dream, but it’s exactly what happened when we really went to bed as well. now the rest is in the dream, as i’m falling asleep she says things just aren’t going to work out and i say to her “what the fuck are you talking about” and she says “things between us” so i respond “we just fucking got married” again in reality and in the dream we just did on sept. 20th, so she says “well i met someone who’s really gangster, and before i met you i was really gangster and want to go back to the way i was”, so now i’m really pissed because i’m not a big believer in the whole marriage thing anyways, so i took my ring off and said “fine fuck you here’s your fucking ring, you better get your fucking shit straight”, i was thinking for a few and realized she was full of shit, i knew who she hung out with before me because i was friends with them as well and they were all old school hardcore kids, so i was thinking about bringing that up and while thinking about it i was looking out the windows because my side of the bed faced a deck and big floor to ceiling bay windows and i say this like ghostly figure go buy and disappear, we were also in florida through the dream portion, now i remember in the dream being fucking terrified buy everything going on at once and rationalizing that it has to be a nightmare because none of this shit would freak me out like this, i mean seriously, every weekend i go looking for ghost’s, and yeah i’d be really upset about the relationship thing but not to this terrified state, so with all my might i started trying to punch the bed between us and scream, i guess i got a few muffled squeaks out enough to wake her up and she woke me up, took me a few to realize i was back in good ol’ NY and refocus but my mouth was bone dry and severely needed a drink, it kinda sucked ass

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night of 5/23/09 – 5/24/09

ok, finally, an odd dream I remember. I mentioned something before about my friend going through hard times in my blog section a little while back, this dream relates to that and basically the guy that ruined his marriage. So here what I remember of the dream, btw the kid also just starting taking martial arts, Jeet Kune Do, yeah, Bruce Lee’s style, typical. As we all know martial arts are useless unless someone attacks you because if you attack someone your booted out of your school, that’s the premise of the dream. If your going to pick a martial arts style to learn, don’t pick one based on a movie star, pick one built around defense and survival, one built to fight. My father was a 3rd degree black belt in Pentjak Silat and used to also teach, unfortunately he wouldn’t teach me because he figured I’d just hurt people, luckily he taught me enough to defend myself and cripple the other person, basically the right places to hit and how and when, basically just enough to walk away from a fight, back on topic now. The dream is short but weird.

In the dream I kept provoking him and every time he’d get ready to come at me I’d simply point out that if he touched me I’d talk to his sensei and get him promptly removed from his school, yeah I’m a prick, so my whole night of dreaming mainly compromised of this. Now the weird twist is he could also transform, but only into a wooden dowel, so periodically throughout the dream he would transform. It was hard to catch him in wooden dowel form but I kept on trying to I could toss him into a fire, I don’t get it either. Anyways, that’s about it short but odd, well, the wooden dowel part was odd.

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night of 8/5/08 – 8/6/08

barely remember anything just remember that i had a stick that could make things disappear, just a plain old stick from a tree, i could touch things and they would turn ash grey then when i said the word they’d disappear and reappear where i wanted them to go, the dream involved using the stick to help some guy clean up metal debris from a vacant lot, and there was some hot chic in it running wires for like nyseg or time warner or something, also running chains, because the power lines also had strings of chains going between them

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night of 4/7/08 – 4/8/08

the dream takes place on halloween day, me, the woman, and our daughter we’re all in it but we also had a seven year old son, we lived at 1313 mockingbird lane (yes, thats the munsters address) but the house was in the corner of the cemetary, the dream started with me geocaching and running into other cachers looking for my hides, most of which, in the dream anyways, were in the cemetary and the front portion of our house, at some point some jerk teenager threw an iceball and hit my two yr old daughter in the head, luckily it was mostly slush by then but i flipped and chased him off, as the night progressed the cemetary and surrounding areas started getting filled with teenagers doing halloween pranks which turned pretty violent, they started lighting candles that were in glass like yankee candles, then they started throwing them at our house, at the sidewalk at first and slowly getting closer and closer, there was fire and glass shards shooting everywhere, people not involved were running around trying to hide, a pregnant lady came out of a swamp that magically appeared next to the house and ran in our house for shelter, we also let some fellow geocachers in for shelter, the kids then started throwing flaming branches at the house, they had at some point also opened the high wood gate we had around the house, they then proceeded to light a giant log on fire and roll it down the sidewalk at our front door which was more like a giant wooden castle door, the log rolled off the sidewalk at first but the readjusted the trajectory and pushed it again, our 7 yr old son ran out for something and got run over by the log, i ran out and patted out the fire on his clothes, he suffered some burns on his face and all his hair burned off, after i got him inside i noticed a girl and her boyfriend on the ground, he was holding her and there was blood spurting from her temple, i ran over to help and noticed that there was a glass shard under the skin at her temple so i ran my finger around the injury in circles like massaging it and it stopped the spurting blood, i tried brushing her hair to the side to get a better look and she freaked out, thats when i realized she was bald and wearing a wig, told her it was more important to save her life then to worry about being bald and she pulled the wig off, then it was the next day and i was telling the police what happened, they said it happens every year to that house, i told them i’d solve the problem then, back at the house me and some friends were fixing the holes that got burned in the porch roof and such and i was thinking about what happened to the girl and her boyfriend i helped save, it was now magically a few days or more later and i was thinking about how i had tried to find out what happened over the past few days but nothing, then they showed up at the house to thank me and i attacked them with a hatchet, they screamed and asked why and i stopped and said i had no idea then they explained how she healed alright and such, then i went all vigilante and was attacking everyone who was involved with attacking my house and family, ran into the pregnant lady on the subway, she was holding her baby and was fully pregnant again and doing graffitti on the subway train, i asked her how she was doing but was all in shadows, she looked over nervous then a passing light lit me up and she knew who i was then i was gone, was now wearing all post apacolyptic style clothing with spiked shoulder pads and a black goatee, and then i woke

i would like to add that my daughter verbalized her first dream the other day, so here’s her dream as well

"the robot fell on ground and broke his eye" after asked if it was a good or bad dream she replied "good, I helped the robot"

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night of 11/4/07 – 11/5/07

as usual i’ll write all that i remember

starts out with me visiting this antique shop, i go in and i’m just looking around this shop, its extremely large and not exactly all antiques, there’s also some newer type shit as well, as i’m walking around i notice that the owners 2 daughters work there as well, both with red hair and rather attractice, so i’m just keep looking around the store and run into my cousin who is there for his archery lessons, me and him start joking around and i’m teasing him about his archery since one of the employees teaches it out of the store and told him that he needs to cock it all the way back before releasing and naturaly i couldn’t just let that get by, he goes to do up his archery lesson and i’m now flying around the store literaly, looking for my backpack that i left in one of the old lockers they were selling, as i’m looking for it i run across one of the daughters and we start talking then start going out, she was really impressed with my flying, we start walking up to the front of the store and run into my cousin, and now he’s pissed at me teasing him and me now seeing that girl, he starts chasing me through the store trying to shoot me with arrows, the girl is freaking out and soon i’m hidden onder something and she comes to get me and says it’s all taken care of and that she killed him, so we start heading back to the store trying to hide evidence of him along the way, then it moves to me and her walking to the back of the store, we sit down on some steps to talk and she sits on me in a rather bad looking position, on my lap straddleing style, then her father walks in and i’m really worried, nothings happen but it just looks so bad, she calls him over whcih sucks for me and he doesn’t seem to care, we shake hands i say its a pleasure to meet him, then he goes off back to work, when he reaches the other end of the store he just starts freaking out, all "you know what, fuck you for shaking my hand and being all proper, do you think your fucking better then us, fuck you" and he comes storming back over and yelling in my face, the girl isn’t there for this point she left or something, "fuck you mr holier then thou, i could snap you like that" then he storms off again, i’m just really confused, then i go perusing the store some more and come across some asian style canes i really like, the father was next to them and i asked if it was alright if i got a closer look and now he was all normal again and was like "alright, personaly i don’t like the asian style" so i’m looking at them and decide to buy two, it’s like $4.10 for both (yes they had price stickers in the dream, one 3.75 and one .35), so i bring them to the counter and the mother starts ringing me out and the girl comes back and is all weird now, she’s saying "i think we should discuss this purchase, we really can’t afford this on our income" and of course i’m like wtf we’ve been seeing each other for like an hour and i say "it’s only four dollars and ten cents" and she replies "whatever… do what you want…" and storms off, on the counter i see something else i like looks like a thick metal pan with a nightsd helmet, but when you push up on the armor the visor of the helmet opens and inside is a red hot coal, its supposed to be like an antique lighter or something i’m guessing but think it’s pretty damn cool. so anyways i grab my canes and shit and am looking around more and come across the daughters vid game collection, i’m just going nuts they have a beta n64 that transforms and other cool systems, the sister comes by and notices me interest and asks if i like their collection and of course i agree, now i’m outside the antique shop , i thought i was walking into a room and the room was small with seats and was orbitting the store and as i’m going round and round the store my cell rings and its a friends bf looking for help to fix his video game console, so i ask him where he lives so i can swing by and take a look and he tells me and i realize thats a couple doors down from the shop, i look out the window and see him, as i yell and flag him down the room starts going really really fast and i’m getting sick, i realize it’s a limo and as i’m about to throw up i push the door open and dive out the limo then stops turning and goes straight into an overgrown area and crashes, the kid comes over and we talk for a little then we talk for a little, we both head into the store i’m looking for my girl and he’s just looking around, i tell the father about the limo and he huffs then goes outside to fix it, my girl finds me and informs me that its over because she had thought i was part ghost because of how i could fly but the limo incident made her realize i was only a human that could fly, and that she thinks the kid i was talking with is part alien and therefore cooler then me, so she runs off to find him then her whole family including her agree that i need to be killed now, so i’m running around trying to get out of the store and they seem to like to play with their victims because i run into the sister who is by a huge container full of worms and she’s telling me thats where they out the bodies to dispose of them and that my cousin was in there but he’s already been eaten, i push her over and take off running again, every doorway is either blocked, two small or locked, in the end i finaly find a way out and escape

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night of 9/19/07 – 9/20/07

ok, gonna remember what i can, this one will probably be short, but is was still kinda weird, and this section needs some update

ok so something happened to mine and the womans car and we needed to get it fixed, her uncle worked at a repair shop so i went there to discuss it with them, the shop was attached to like a brick factory, when i went in i talked to a manager and he said i needed to go out the door, to the brick side of the building and enter their offices to get to the repair shop, so did that and the guys there told me i was crazy and i needed to go back to the auto shop to get to the repair shop, so went back, ignored the asshole manager who led me astray last time, went in the door behind him and foudn the auto shop, her uncle wasn’t there so i asked and they said he was in the brick shop, ok, so i head back there and again get sent back to the auto shop and finaly find him, then the womans father shows up and we start discussing our options, her female cousin ends up giving us a truck and is going to pay to get a sunroof put in it, but her agency wouldn’t let her use her money on that, she was a singer or something, so we somehow now have her contract and are looking for a loophole in it so we can get the sunroof, the contract is weird and controlling, has all this stuff like your eyes must always be open between 12mm and 14mm, must always use a specific eyeshadow, lipstick, nail polish, must always wear these specific bracelets in a specific way, very restriciting shit, so we look at it in shock and tell her its crazy and she needs a new company, but we still manage to get the sunroof, then i’m at a friends house and we hear weird noises outside and a coyote comes in the yard chasing shit, then i’m back home and adult rated stuff happens that i’m not discussing here, thats between me and the woman, then i woke up, i know there was some more in there somewhere but can’t remember it all

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night of 6/5/07 – 6/6/07

remembering what i can it was all over the fucking place

me and a friend are walking down a dirt road in the middle of the woods (not sure why, maybe from the plane crash that show up soon) and we’re tryin to like find people or civilization as we walk we’re talking about this legendary sacred creature thats supposed to be in these woods but it has been attacking people for no known reason lately, then we hear rustling in the woods and as we shine our flashlights around we see one of the creatures dead and realize a hunter killed one and thats why they have been attacking, up in the distance we see the lights of a stewarts (gas station convenient store for those that don’t have them on every fucking corner like we do) so we go into a flat out run tryin to reach it before it’s to late, as we get there a few of the creatures catch us and tackle us and we see that they already have stewarts and are currently burying people alive, this is what they’ve been doing, a few people are in jail cells (???) as well, one guy is like beating his girlfriend while in the cell and blaming her so they get seperated because the creatures wanna kill us off not have us kill each other, btw the creatures basicaly look like moonkins from WoW

i watch them as they bury my mother in a double grave, they put a little vent in as they seal it, then throw me in the top portion and put a vent as they seal mine, they do this and just let people basicaly starve to death,me and my friend dig our way out of our graves and they catch us as we try and open the jail cells and rebury us, a few of us talk through the vents and try to figure out a way out, i dig a hole in the floor of my mothers grave and we switch places as we just planned, she digs out and runs and all the creatures chase her so me and my friend dig out quick now and run to the jail cells, i grab a thin metal bar along the way and slip it into the locks twisting the bar and snapping the locks for everyone accept the abusive guy and as the creatures start running back the cops come charging in shooting and killing them all, then even though the cops just came we’re all now back in the woodsd with no civilization nearby and we’re tryin to make like a camp to survive and just then a bunch of jet fighters and ufo’s start fighting overhead and crashing all around us, slamming into cars that now seem to be driving down the road (common shit like that ya knowm, even though we’re supposed to be in the middle of nowhere, fuckin dreams) we styart scrambling around for saftey and as soon as the fighting ends we run out looking for human survivors and find a few and a bunch of supplies, among the survivors are a doctor and a little girl, as things settle down a bit we continue working and making things at camp better, i’m wondering around a lot taking pictures,then people start getting killed in camp and we can’t figure out why, one night this "blood reaver" (not sure how i magically knew what it was called) comes into camp killing people (it looks like a human with no skin and a big scythe for one hand, kinda like something you’d see in RE or SH) can’t remember exactly how but we do kill it off and work on rebuilding again, this more unusual lady in the group starts really working the little girl hard, making her gather wood and other things but always keeps her on the move, then again out of nowhere the aliens fly in attacking again and some of the survivors from before hop in their fighter jets and start fighting back, again we’re all scrambling around to wrecked plains from this fight trying to find survivors, the little girl had on her ice skates and was flying around fighting as well but came in for a bad landing and twisted her ankle, so me and another friend (he was in jail in the dream and somehow inmates showed up) are trying to ace bandage it up so she can at least walk but she keeps crying about how much it hurts so i carry her to the doctor, the doctor gets al pissy with me because i interrupted her for something that trivial and takes the girl, a few mins later they come out with her ankle wrapped and the doc tells me that she was more scared then anything because she’s also been menstrating and didn’t lnow what it was, as i’m walkin the girl back to her camp it suddenly hits me, that weird lady who’s been pushing the girl knew she was menstrating and was making her do all this walking and moving to bleed more so she could use the blood of a more pure innocent girl to make a stronger blood reaver to kill us all, i realize this and run and tell the doc….. then i woke up

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night of 5/17/07 – 5/18/07

i’ve had better then this but here goes what i can remember

started out with me, my brother, and my father all getting ready for halloween, we owned a costume shop and were trying to find the right costumes to wear, i couldn’t find shit so like robe thing and like a mexican wrestler mask, cant remember what they’re called luchidores? i don’t care not important, but we got in the car to go to this halloween party and dropped my daughter off at a babysitter, which was a mouse, after a bit at the party i learned the mouse would kill kids she was babysitting so i rushed there and had to fight this massive flood to get to the mouses little tree, grabbed my daughter and the mouse and threw the mouse in the raging flooded river to drown, my costume also had a big double sided scythe weapon, plastic halloween crap weapon as well, but after the mouse incident i was now in a field with tons of other people, my scythe was now a giant ass sword like Guts’ sword or Clouds buster sword, but now instead of being halloween and costumes we were school jocks and my army charged the opposing army, the otherr army had all these like sharpened wooden spikes for fences at the top of this hill and we had to get by them so i used this massive sword to chop through the logs and send the spiked fences rolling down the hill and taking out more of their team, then we stormed the base killing everyone one and won the game, yes game, everyne came back to life after we killed them all and it turns out we were jocks for a school sport, odd, so after winning we did a little research to see how well we did, and my army of 600 destroyeed there army of 6000, i kinda felt bad for slaughtering them so badly that me and my now cheerleader gf went to their school for one of their other games or pep rally or something to cheer them on, and they didn’t like it at all, we sat on a bench with the head of their team and his cheerleader gf and they started mouthing off so i told him to fuck off, i respected there team and was showing some respect and he didn’t like it, so instead of fighting qwe got up and left, and at this point i realized that schools and malls were the same building, i went to best buy to get something and my gf went elsewhere, while i was in there i saw their team captain sneak in lookin for me to start shit so i snuck out just as they called for more of his team on the intercom, we snuck out of the mall to our car and drove off and saw them all guarding the exits of the mall, luckily we already got out and they still thought we were in there, so we went to another school/mall for some reason, gf and 3 of her friends went to this 2 floor cafe in the mall/school and sat on the 2nd floor which was more like a wrap around balcony and you could look down at the first floor, i wandered around a bit and saw the damn jocks show up again hunting me down so ran to the cafe to warn the woman, while i was there i saw three of my old HS friends and ran out to let them know what was going on, i asked them if they had just graduated and one of them, laylah, got pissed and stormed off, the other two, evan and virginia, were like, relax, he hasn’t seen us in like 10 years how should he know, then i thought for a sec and was like well, i know you two graduated you were in my class, but laylah wasn’t, then i realized and got excited that they were all teachers, i asked them to give me a hand and call mall/school security because shit was about to happen, they did what i asked and i ran to the cafe to find 4 of the other team waiting for me, and the captains evil cheerleader gf was already in the cafe looking for my gf, they saw me and all pulled weapons, one even pulled a gun so i grabbed him from behind and he shot me 4 times under his arm and all i could say was "you lame fuck, bringing a fucking gun", threw him to the ground and anther pulled a gun so i shoulder tackled through them as mall security showed up and ran in to check on gf, i got to there table and we all kinda started laughing because the other guys gf was hanging from the balcony by one hand, a straight razor clentched in her teeth and another on one hand, whileshe hung there, not being smart enough to have taken the stairs or even dropped one razor to be able to climb, so i grabbed a plate and smashed her in the head with it, obviosuly she fell to the floor below, and as she got up i dropped another plate down on her head and then security finaly grabbed her, then i woke up

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ok, had an interesting one last night so here it be, the beginning is a little vague, we(family and friends) were in ireland, not sure why, now here’s where i can remember good, my brother was going down to the gallows to be hung, it was a plan him and his friends had, he did something so they were after him anyways, they figured while everyone was at the execution his friends could rob houses and get some loot and make something good out of it, i on the other hand was coming u with ways to stop it, and figured out a plan of floating down the river and coming up under the gallows, which was up over the river, but his friends stopped me, so i hopped in my car (my old chevy beretta, how i miss her) and i tried parking it on some work ramps for some reason while i ran into the house, didn’t work and the car slipped between them sliding the hood and front fender panels off, so had to fix them then rushed to the gallows, it was set up like a lethal injection, the cops were all in a room and watching through windows and just pushed a button to drop the floor, so i went in there and put on a big scene, screaming and crying about how i wanted to see him one last time and the chief agreed to let me go out on the platform and give him a hug, when i got out there my fiance climbed up from under the platform with my father and some other people and made a huge distraction as i cut the rope and we jumped in the river and got away, then the rest of the dream we were running through these like 3rd world shantys that were all stacked on top of each other, me and my gf would pop up on one, father and brother on another and cops in between they’d yell shit, we’d all pop down and pop up in different places again, really cartoony style, just the popping up part, the rest was really vivid, remember the detail’s of the shantys and like kicking out windows, pulling down sheet rock to find ways through, at one point we came across some wiccan girls who were going to help us, but they also tried bringing my woman into there ways but they were also like militant lesbos and kept putting me down for being a man, we finaly all got out and were walking up a road between hills and on the tops of the hills in the distance were building we were going to, but that view was kinda like watching it on a tv because symbols started appearing and all glowing like neon, tried finding a picture that closely resembled the hills and buildings but only found this, no building though, and in the dream there weren’t house drawn carts, but this is kinda what it looked like with the symbols and colors and colors of the hills and shit