Ægrus Somnium

people drive me crazy, what else is new right, so i coined a new term for one of the groups of people that drive me really crazy, homo-pseudiens, for the window lickers out there this means fake people, see homo-sapien is a human being, ok, we got that, alrighy then, now for the next step, the hard part pseudo means artificial or fake, you see that, ok, fucking fancy right, that lesson was brought to you once again and as usual by the letter F and the number U. now the thing that makes homo-pseudiens© so dangerous is that they are tricky little buggers, you don’t know they are fake at first, they get all up in your life, they snuggle in real good, sometimes becoming are girlfriend or boyfriend before they’re all like “TELL ‘EM LARGE MARGE SENT YA’ MUAHAHAHAHAHA”. the easiest way to deal with them once exposed is to smile and slowly back away, trust me on this. homo-pseudiens suck because they can drive you fucking crazy, trust me, my anxiety goes apeshit because of these people, i feel like a fucking muppet running around with my little muppet arms flailing in the air looking for a razor to gash my fuzzy wrists and watch the fluff spill everywhere, so be on the look out for homo-pseudiens and fear them my friends, fear them. um, well, and watch for signs, saying the like something but never doing it or not knowing anything about it, saying one thing and always doing another, name dropping of people you know who you know they don’t, watch for the lies