Ægrus Somnium

ok, can’t even remember if i bitched about this yet but it’s been bugging me and even if i have bitched about it it still bugs me, there’s a marathon on of this show right now, thwe real name is paranormal state in case you didn’t catch the oh so clever pun above, and the obvious homosexual main character, anyways, here’s why i hate this show, and why it sucks, he always talks through the fucking tape recorder and it’s annoying, they all seem to be the most amazing fucking psychics and always bring with them this fucking psychic who looks like a fucking turtle with glases and believe every little word he says “you smell that, the spirit farted letting us know of his presence, he must be a strong spirit”, it’s ridiculous, but i’m going to list the three major reason’s why this show sucks and is a fucking joke:

1. there’s never any fucking proof, once in a while they may be lucking enough to have some weird ass obscure sound on evp or for some reason their motiong sensor may go off, but of course they’re not smart enough to ever have, oh, lets just say a $200 camcorder sitting in that room as well, no, they just all go running up there and scare the shit out of the cat that probably made it go off then obviously here noises in a closet in another room of the terrified cat trying to hide

2. they base almost every fucking thing off of feelings, no equimpment of any sorts, ooooi feel a cold spot near this drafting window, i feel a cold spot near this open refrigerator, i feel a cold draft near the bottom of this door, must be a fucking ghost, omg the floor creaked, it’s a fucking ghost, i must speak into the tape recorder to sound cool (his boyfriend probably told him it sounded sexy and mysterious)

3. he tries to do all these catholic rituals to expel ghosts, and al these prayers, here’s the problem with this, you need to be totaly devout in your faith, and a really strong dedicated believer for this kind of stuff to work , if indeed it works at all right, well, he allows a girl on his team to do pagan rituals as well, so if he believes pagan rituals will possibly work as well then his allowing the belief of other gods into his mind as well which in turn destroys his faithfulness in the catholic religion which again in turn negates all power his possibly prayers may have::insert an intense duh duh duuuuuuuuuuu noise here::