Ægrus Somnium

sites getting lots of updates lately huh, anyway, i needed to write this since i popped in my head a few mins ago, the womans brother comes and stays here some weekends, and on some occasions he has friends over, well the last time he had a friend over it was fucking ridiculous, first, his friends always seem to be trying to impress me and of course they’re fucking tards, but this kid was abiove and beyond, i was informed by her brother that up until like a week or two ago he kept going on and on about beating me at some magical ICP game he was playing, yeah you see where this is going now don’t you, damaged and i have bitched about this before, anyways, seeing as how he kept saying this up until recently means he’s been lingering on this for a month or more, and by constantley bringing it up it seems to me he was digging for verification that he did indeed win, now i’m not really sure what this game was, he was being the typical douche and bragging about how he listens to ICP and when i said i used to he quickly jumped to “i listen to twiztid”, this is the general method, they start cycling all the psychopathic label bands to show their superior knowledge i guess, actualy, i’m not sure if this one did it but another kid once braged that he was “down” since basement cuts, well, seeing as how your like 15, and dog beats came out in 91 and basement cuts was sometime prior to that that would mean you’ve been listening to ICP since you were -1 years old, yup, count it kiddo, you we’re seemingly listening to ICP before daddy let a little squirt loose in mommy, now thats fucking amazing, anyway, this kid was competing with me and shit and i pulled out a tape i have of terror wheel (1994) which is about 13 years old, and i started listening to ICP with riddlebox (1995) yeah about 12 years ago, and seeing as how your probably like 16 that means since you were 4, so unless your parents were total fuck ups and played this shit to you the shut the fuck up, secondly, stop fucking competing over this shit, istening to a now shitty band is not some fucking status symbol, they suck, they have sucked for years now, and if you do indeed listen to them and brag about it this much then you need to take a fucking closer listen there buddy, they call people like that “hound dogs” and hate them, oh no, can it be, that means your fucking idols hate you, and just to push the point as to how much of a tool this kid was he saw my gauged ear and said his was gauged as well before like twice the size of mine, well, mines pushing the edge of the point in which it can close on it’s own withut slicing it, so i asked him where he had it and he shows me his ear that had no scar, hole, any kind of remnants of anything, hmmmmm guess that was more bullshit huh buddy, and from what i could see he had only his left ear pierced with a 24 guage, a 24 guage is a normal earing, so aside from being a complete idiot he was also a fag i guess, no one does the 1 pierced ear thing these days, then of course the typical bragging for this city, blah blah blah i skate blah blah blah, yeah, and watching this little dicks in this town who all began skating when averil lavigne released that shitty skater boy song i wouldn’t be bragging about it too much, plus half the fucking kids in this city walk around carrying the skateboard under their arms, yeah, thats total skater, fucking losers, i hate kids, we should have a law that lets us shoot anyone who is lying to themselves, blah blah blah we’re skaters, no dipshits, your trend following cattle, learn the difference