Ægrus Somnium

so i went to this show last night at the pube, the show was moved there last second due to a fire at the other club, there’s was like 6-8 bands playing don’t even remember, i know some had cancelled but those ones aren’t the point of this anyways so it doesn’t matter, this local band necrosis played and they were pretty good, now if any of the members ever stumble on this site they’re going to be all OMG someones talking about us, but simmer down buddy, i ain’t started yet, now first problem, the band had this big chested attractive girl running around cheerleading for them in tight clothing, all like “everyone c’mon you gotta come in and see necrosis”, “come inside, necrosis is the best band your going to see here tonight”, that last one was a statement made to the singer of the band that was headlining, guess if they were the best of the night they’d have been headlining huh, so she’s making the rounds to each little group outside trying to lure them in, once the band starts she’s strutting around between each song and saying shit in the mic like a fucking ring girl, pulling people into the pit, flirting with guys to get them to jump around and mosh, thats the first thing that made them look like a fucking joke, if you need to lure people into the pit with a fucking cheerleader rubbing there backs and flirting, flitting her hair every five fucking seconds like a brainless ditz, bouncing around to get the guys looking, thats just sad, your music should draw them in not that shit, 1st strike in my eyes, next, i’m standing outside with some of my friends, we’re there for like 10 mins or so just bullshitting and a couple of the band members come out moving their equipment, they get near us and out comes strike two “get the fuck out of the way assholes” wow, fucking rockstars, now we would have moved anyways if we had seen them beforehand, and if we had known of their seemingly high rockstar status, but nope they just shit out their mouth right in front of us, 2 strikes, not looking so good, of course one of their friends stands at the edge of the pit and almost get hit by one of my friends then starts running his mouth about how he’s going to jump my friend and shit, don’t want to get hit stay away from the pick you dumb fuck, thats not the band so i guess no strike there, but then the singer, the cheerleader, and possibly another member of the band leave right after their show, now they are total fucking rockstars, show a little fucking respect, strike 3, lastly today i ran into one of the members that did stay the whole night, walked by and mentioned “hey, saw you at the show last night” and the reply “I was playing, I’m in Necrosis”, well fuck me, sorry, let me bow down, strike 4, what the fuck is it with these little local bands