Ægrus Somnium

I noticed a friend liked (because we cannot be fans of anything anymore) The toilet paper goes OVER the roll when you replace it, not UNDER!  I laughed and thought that was absolutely absurd (as most Facebook pages are) and that only old people I knew or those with OCD of the Marc Summers variety have ever really made any kind of blatant argument that there is a rule to putting toilet paper on a roll.  Then, I saw the commercial for the new Cottonelle Roll Over.  This is apparently a really big deal and I couldn’t give a fuck less about it.  In fact, I am actually sickened that people make such a big deal about this kind of trivial bullshit. Really?  You are really going to bitch about toilet paper?!?  I found out I actually know people who will change the roll around at OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES!!! Side note* If anyone ever changes the roll direction on my toilet paper no matter what direction it is in, I will go to your house and give your toilet an upper decker, then you can use all of your “rolled over’ toilet paper to reach in and scoop it out   Is you life so fucking perfect and so free of worry that you can only find meaningless things to bitch about?  Whatever happened to getting pissed off at the Senators who spend all of our money fucking their secretaries and throwing them off of bridges, or that people are more than willing to donate to Haiti while children starve in our own country.  That is stuff worth fighting and bitching over.  We as a species get caught up in so much drama and circumstantial bullshit that we actually cause upon ourselves and forget what is truly important.  The worst realization about this is that the people who do this on a regular basis are likely those who are superbreeding, government leeches and the other percentage of that population has 10% of the world’s wealth and has the power to stop the terrible shit in the world that should matter.  But I digress, the world has gone to shit and Cottonelle is mass marketing and catering to the absurdity.  It’s really no wonder that when I mentioned the bad parenting in a Chef Boyardee commercial that just about everyone I talked to only noticed it after I said something >_< Epic fail for humanity.