Ægrus Somnium

ok, i’m going to take a step in a different direction to and go against my norm, instead of the usual bullshit today i’m going to just bitch about some things that have pissed me off

first, this whole, “go green” bullshit has been pissing me off, we’ve got low emission cars, hybrid cars, bio diesel cars, and now they’re working on hydrogen cars that emit only water, sweet, nothing beats driving around on a hydrogen bomb, that sounds fun, well you know what you green fuckers, fuck all that bullshit, your hybrid still uses fossil fuels, fuck your low emission, low emission only means it is less then it was before, who knows how much less, sure it’s pretty fucking miniscule with the ratio of people driving these days anyways, you want to fucking go green get a fucking bike, you know those fucking pedal things that OMG have NO emession, unless your fucking farting with each pedal so try to refrain from farting as well, and guess what, riding that bike can also help you to live a bit longer by getting your fat ass into shape, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I CAN STOP POLLUTING AND GET INTO SHAPE AT THE SAME TIME, SURELY YOU JEST!!!!!!!

next, not sure if i ever bitched about the movie cloverfield before or not, can’t remember, ok, it was a pretty good movie and i really enjoyed it, but i do have a major complaint, the fucking monster design was fucking horrendous, lets see, a giant fucking monster that looks half like the Sin monster from FFX and half like a fucking ape, in the movie that make it a point to have one of the characters state how it must have come from the ocean, fuck that, the thing’s front arms are like a gorillas and it’s back limbs are like that of a crippled underdeveloped midget, there’s no fucking way that top heavy beast could swim, and on top of that they mention him eating people, well, if he’s here to eat people or eat anything living for food for that matter why do the parasites covering it’s body blow things up when biting them, thats very fucking productive, go forth my little weapons and succesfully destroy all of my possible nourishment, how perfect of a weapon is that, lame

next, i saw that move “the forbidden kingdom”, it was pretty cool, not the greatest but it was pretty good, after the movie and actualy throughout most of it i began to realize that the damn movie is basically an oriental themed remake of the neverending story, instead of an old bookshop owner who sends the kids mind into the fantasy world it’s an antique dealer, jackie chan leading him through the movie is very much like the luck dragon, there’s more that match up pretty damn good i just can’t think of anymore right now, but the whole movie made me think of neverending story

lastly, and again, don’t remember if i got to this before but it was intended, the fucking game condemned 2, condemned 1 was fucking awesome and one of my favorite games, condemned 2 on the other hand i actualy stopped playing for a bit out of annoyance, not that its a bad game but they took the cheese route in trying to make it a scary game and it pisses me off, by turning the games brightness all the way off and giving me a flashlight doesn;t make the game scary it makes it shitty, and on top of that because that obviously wasn’t enough they also had to cover all the walls with black shit so now it’s even harder to see EVEN IF YOU USE THE FLASHLIGHT, great, fucking thanks, assholes, can you get any more lazy, i mean fucking seriously, it’s bad, and if you haven’t played it yet here’s some pics i took from my tv, don’t worry it’s HD so you don’t have the funny scan lines and shit