Ægrus Somnium

ok, 2 updates in a day, woohoo. i was watching a show on tv today, some monsterhunter show or something on the history channel and they were looking to see if pythons live in nyc and florida and they found like one little baby in nyc so it was inconclusive there and found a few in florida so they think they do in did now habitat southern florida and they were like terrified at handling the pythons so i feel i must inform my readers on what to do in case you may one day find yourself 1 on 1 with one of natures deadliest hunters.

1. do not panic, these things are pure blooded killers as the tv show as the tv show made them appear anyways
2. very very very normaly walk away
3. this is VERY VERY VERY important DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT for whatever reason lie on the ground in a dormant position long enough for the python to coil about you and crush you

*sigh of relief* ok, now that we got that covered you can all sleep better, the fact is they made them out so much worse then they are, pythons are non venomous constrictors so just walk away, if your too big to eat it’s pretty much a 100% chance it’s not going to bug you unless you provoke it, yes they do bite, yes it does hurt, and the teeth are curved so you gotta wait til it lets go or if someone is with you have them pry the mouth open as you push whatever has been bit inwards to force the teeth out and jaw open and basically don’t let it wrap around you, very simple, they had 2 guys catch one, put it in a box and then were all like freaking out like they just caught an Inland Taipan, the worlds most venomous snake (one bite has enough poison to kill 100 humans)