Ægrus Somnium

so anyone who knows me, or possibly had been to the old site does or should know i’m all into the paranormal crap, and alien shit, but i am a big skeptic as well so i’m going to show some bull shit ghost stuff here that you can look at, as well as some authenticated as real ghost photos which you can choose to believe or not, as for aliens, i’m not getting into that right now, just going to say that if you don’t believe in intelligent life not from earth your a fucking moron, the universe is supposed to be infinite in size and your going to think your the only intelligent thing in it, pretty damn vane if you ask me, go drink some bleach.

now i’ve been out to haunted places one of which is considered one of the top ten in the country as well as one of the gateways to hell and yes i’ve seen unexplainable shit, like white figures all over, black figures jumping from ground to tree limbs, full bodied forms that look solid and real, as well as disembodied voices, now sure, some may have been in my head but others in the group saw them as well so nyah. here are some examples of supposed real ghost photos, some are older then the techniques that would be needed for a normal person to create:

look right behind the guys head by his ear, person in the backseat who shouldn’t be there since she’s the guy or the photograhpers dead mother

another famous one, obviously its a face behind his head damn things already blown up for you to see, and finaly

the ghost girl, story is a girl burned down this building on accident, not sure if she was supposed to have died in it but thats supposed to be her, no legs or anything so it is odd and was looked into by photo analysts who claim its authentic

this one here is kinda confusing, it was on like the news and all over the web and supposed to be real but i tend to think it’s just another fake meant to draw in tourists, the general theory of ghosts is that the tend to re inact situations from when they were living like walking through walls which in their time was a doorway and such, this one shows a “ghost” pushing open doors then seemingly having trouble closing them, damn clumsy ghost

and now for the part of the show i like to call “Your a Fucking Retard”, this is the skeptic portion of me, well, not really skepticism as much as common sense, pictures that people like to claim as ghosts:

what we have here is some sort of string, possibly camera strap, hair, string, by the blur you can tell it’s right in front of the lens catching the flash

and again, something in front of the lens, looks like fibers to the left side, possibly a camera strap

go light a cigarette and take a picture with it in your hand and tell me what this is

this one is simply amazing, look at it, LOOK AT IT!!!! it’s the fucking ghost of long dead dust, your in a what appears to be a fucking burned down house and still think it’s ghosts when it’s oviously dust, either that or as many like to believe that “orbs” are spirits and you’ve stumbled into a slaughterhouse where thousands of people were murdered or died harshly enough that their spirits remained behind, and if that was the case, well, you should be able to easily look that up in a newspaper

more dust, or pollen this time caught in the flash, weeeeeee

as you can tell i hate the bullshit “orb”, “plasma”, “rod” crap, like that tv show Most Haunted, they love to chase dust and call it spirit orbs, even though i watch it everytime its on and it pisses me off every time i still watch the damn thing, also the moron who has the invisible friend sam who talks to ghosts for him, how convenient that every fucking thing they hear or see is never caught on film or only they can hear, and don’t give me the “he talks to the ghosts and learns things he shouldn’t know”, yeah it’s called the internet, ever watch most haunted live and whenever he mentions a name they tend to be able to look it up in a few seconds, guess its not hard to find huh, here’s some videos of orbs:

did you see all those orbs, thats undeniable proof that dust exists right there, finaly got you damn skeptics didn’t we, so here’s my goal for tonight, i’m going to charge up my vid cam and get my digital cam out and what i’m going to do is turn off all the lights, turn on my camera light and film all the spirits that fly out of my couch when i smack the cushion, as well as take pictures with my digital and what we will see is how amazingly fucking haunted my sofa is, i swear there’s more spirits in it then you’ll find in auschwitz

EDIT: ok, as stated i was going to capture the spirits of my couch last night, well, i didn’t, other things had to be taken care of, so instead this morning i did it, and sadly no luck from my couch, but the carpet on the other hand was immensley haunted, full of orbs, rods, it’s horrible, here’s the evidence:

look at them, you can even see motion blurs, they must be FULL of fucking energy

there’s some badass ones, look at the solid one in the bottom right hand corner about to move into frame

this one is massive and look at the color fluctuations from the massive electrical energy it’s storing, i fear for my life after seeing this one

there’s some orbs above the couch

and here’s some orbs flying over my daughters head while she’s in her high chair eating lunch, oh wait, my bad, in this situation (daylight photo and orbs near a child) everyone tends to call them guardian angels

tonight i’ll get some more in the dark so we can see the “energy glows” better, and get the vid cam out as well so we can see how they must be intelligent because they move, similiar to how dust moves on the smallest of air currents we make when we move, and if you want some proof to how easily things move on the wind that you make while you move try and catch some of that floating fuzz near the end of summer, you move you hand and it moves out as you close your fingers, does that make it fucking inteligent? nope, well, maybe more inteligent then the moron chasing it trying to catch it but thats about it, conclusion to my “orb proof evidence” so far is that i need to vacuum this graveyard of a carpet

oh and before anyone comes and see’s this or emails and says “blah blah blah some of those are lens flare”, your an idiot no fucking shit some are lens flare, and the rest are dust, good, we’ve got that covered, we’re on the same page