Ægrus Somnium

dear lord, that sex scene in true blood was OMG…. shut the fuck up, it was LAME and 5 seconds, and FAR from going anywhere’s near too far, maybe too far for a 5pm non premium channel show, seriously, death becomes her was more graphic lol, maybe soccer moms should stop watching this, yes i understand twilight got your shriveled ovaries somewhat moist and to a now prune like consistency but THIS ISN’T TWILIGHT this is a big kid show and not for teeny boppers and soccer moms, next time some stupid bitch male OR female bitch that is says something like “like, O M G did you like see that scene in like true blood, it was like totally like nasty” you chloroform their bitch ass, so go get some chloroform right now, i’ll wait…

ok, good, now keep that hand AT ALL TIMES for the next few weeks everywhere you go, at work, school, soccer practices, your going to need it, and a hammer, thats important as well, well i guess you can put a rag in there mouth so they don’t clench their teeth to hard and break them but i prefer to just take them out with a hammer them they can just squish gums, now after they’re chloroformed and unconscious, actually, do me a big favor first, if you don’t know how to knock someone out with this stuff, go to the roof of at least a 12 story building, sit on the edge of the roof, poor the chloroform all down the front of your shirt and then pull it over your face please, ok, now for the rest of you bring the unconscious person home and tie them up  in a chair and get their eyes pried open and rigged up kinda like this:

ignore the electrodes and shit (10 points for you if you know that movie, and another bonus 10 if you post on my facebook what big white object he smashes a ladies head in with or a comment here can work as well i guess), ok, now after you get them all rigged up you show them these movies to teach them what disturbing really is: